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DEAR DIARY

i have
decided to dance
because I'm so good at that/j

and well
guess who showed up!! JAEEE DIIIID!!!

honestly i
love him alot
i actually
have a gift for him
a like
bag as
big as my head
filled with
gold
coins

which is pretty much very expensive but
we have enough money in the Castle, so there's no need to worry a bag like this is NOTHING
even if it's pure gold

sure sure it might seem like I'm bragging
but genuinely i just
man i grew up like this
i grew up being
the special boy
the special little baby that gets everything done for him

that never had to worry
and
just
i hate that
and then comes jae
feeling like
he's the opposite
i mean i have dirty clothes, don't get me wrong, but his clothes are..
yikes/nm
they're just
so worn out
and he's always like

grumpy or just
sad unless like
I'm there
goofin around
doing stupid stuff
I'll just
give the bag of,,gold coin to him when we finished singing this little song!!

man I'm really
the odd one out here too
the
weird traveler man that just
comes here shooting sparkles out of his hands and telling stories of cannibals and torture

but well
it entertains the kids
and the young adults
some even being older than me
though I'm
like

19? 20? around that age
i feel like 7
because oh the little baby princess, (yes they call me princess) needs his protection!!! and always needs to be watched
no goddamnit

just because i may be LIKE 3'9" OR SOMETHING AND HAVE A FEMININE FIGURE DOESNT MEAN I CANT WHOOP YOUR ASS

apologies for my way of words I'm just
not that
sober right now
getting angry
though i actually
can control myself when drunk like
i just get funny
but not like "uegueoghh!! wowoaahh yyouuure fnuuyy" like
i just
get loud and obnoxious
n touchy aka i just
hug n cry

jesus
anyways
yeah!!!¡!! man i should really give him that bag

here goes nothing!!--

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