"How in the bloody 'ell did this happen?!" Sniper exclaimed. Melissa quickly covered her ears to shield them from the sound. "Have you been listening to ze meeting?" Spy asked asked him in a quieter voice. Then he squatted down until he was at eye level with the girl. "Did you come to get me?" Melissa asked. "Oui, and we know about ze shrink ray as well." Spy said. "Bushman, could you lend a hand in getting la fille out of zis disgusting jar." The assassin picked it up, opened it, gently helped her out, and placed her on his hat (think of the Mario & Luigi Dream Team). "Thank you." Melissa said. "No worries." Sniper replied, lowering his voice as well. "Oi think that we should get a snack break before we destroy that gadget. Spoi?" Spy groaned as he opened the fridge door. The next thing that was heard was a collective exclamation of "MON DIEU!!!"
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The fight had been going on for thirty minutes now, but the other seven RED mercenaries were nowhere near tired. "Ready for that charge Doc!" The RED Soldier shouted. The RED Medic responded with a "jawoh!" and activated his übercharge. After the eight seconds had passed, a somewhat (un)familiar voice came from the walkie-talkies each RED merc had "Jentlemen, we've done what we've come to do. Retreat back to our base."
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(Time Skip because I have no idea how to transition that well)
"Mein Gott!"
"What in Sam Hill?!"
"Sweet land of liberty!"
The RED Team plus a tiny Melissa and a new friend was back at the base...
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Shrunken Test Subject | A TF2 fanfiction
FanfictionMelissa has been with the RED mercenaries for most of her life, seeing then as father and brother figures. While the team is going up against their BLU counterparts, she has to stay back at the base for safety. But when she is captured, shrunken, an...
