//TW (there's not very much of it, I tried to put it as lightly as possible but I still feel like I should put one here): (very light) mentions of rape
Also, no matter what your opinion on abortion is, keep it to yourself. I'm not trying to get into a "political" argument, okay? There are better things to do than to argue over human rights with a high schooler.
For the love of fucking gods, what IS it with the term "xReader" that makes people forget the logic of having children...? I'm not talking about mpreg, I'm TALKING about Y/n getting railed all night long and then finding out she's pregnant less than 24 hours later like mA'AM- Wut the ever-loving FUCK-?! That's... Not how it works... Anyone who's taken sex ed before (idk about you but it's a requirement where I live) knows that's not how it works. This is not the Sims 4 honey you can't just get up after getting fucked all night and then go take a pregnancy test that came out of FUCKING NOWHERE!
And then she's all like "oH nO i CaN't GeT rId oF a PrEcIoUs LiFe!" like GIRL- YES YOU CAN! And fetuses aren't even fucking SENTIENT!! And you could always give the little demon up for adoption, people do it all the time! Most of them are teenagers wtf-?! Use protection if you don't want to get pregnant jesus cHRIST!
And WHY is she always so fucking worried about shit like "oH nO hE wHaT iF hE dOeSn'T wAnT iT?? hE'lL hAtE mE!!" Bruh don't have multiple rounds of consensual unprotected sex with some guy you know won't want the child but that doesn't matter because she's always WRONG about it and he wants to keep it!
I understand that this is an actual thing people are scared of. I'm not making fun of people who get pregnant and the other parent leaves them because of it. And by absolutely NO MEANS am I making fun of people with uteruses who get pregnant via nonconsensual sex! I'm making fun of this woman who's worried about nothing because it's an xReader and we all know that the guy's gonna stay.
No, what you SHOULD be worried about is having the money to take care of the little shit! Oh wait, I forgot, you're richer than fucking Jeff Bezos! (Either that or she's dirt fucking poor. There is no in between.)
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✨ Y/n Slander ✨
De TodoA bunch of y/n slander, some are stories, some are just my opinions. Feel free to shit on y/n all you want in the comments, or leave suggestions. I wrote this shortly after I downed my first full can of Monster.
