Meet Y/n's boyfriend, Jason.
Jason is half demon
Half angel
Half alpha
Half wolf
Half dragon
Half Samsung Refrigerator
Half fox
Half pure hatred
Half tree
Half lava monster from Moana
Half god
Half evil triangle overloard
Half spring-lock rabbit suit that killed William Afton
Half All Might's hair strand
Half netherite scrap
Half one of the glowsquids that y'all like to write fucking Dream
Half salmon
Half Voldemort's crusty dusty feet that ruined Cedric's death scene
Half Avatar
Half my motivation for writing my main story (I'd like that back, please, I have a Christmas special to write before the end of next week-)
Half the spite that I feel whenever I hear the song Heatwaves because it's just overplayed at this point
Half neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure there's no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise
Half Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato AND ristretto, three vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee
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RandomA bunch of y/n slander, some are stories, some are just my opinions. Feel free to shit on y/n all you want in the comments, or leave suggestions. I wrote this shortly after I downed my first full can of Monster.
