I'm doing more with that "Incorrect Quotes Generator". XD
There's a lot, so buckle the duckle up!/
Nico: What the fuk is wrong with you?!Jason: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Nico: Good morning. What the fuk is wrong with you?!
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Nico: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.Jason: You and me!!!
Nico, tearing up: Okay.
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Nico, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for meJason, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
\Jason in sparkly golden high-heels....
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Piper: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!Annabeth: Really? Name one law.
Piper: Don't kill people?
Annabeth: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Piper: You kill people for money?!Annabeth: I can explain!
Piper: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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Piper: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Piper: ...
Piper: fsh
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Piper: This is such a bad idea.Percy: Then why are you coming along?
Piper: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Leo: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.Percy, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Leo: BLOCKED.
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Leo: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?Percy: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Leo: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Percy: Leo, they...they weren’t always orphans.Leo:
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Jason, to Leo: My life is in the hands of an idiot!Leo, motioning to themself and Piper: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Okay, Leo isn't actually an idiot, but this is funny!
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Jason: Tell Leo about the birds and the bees.Piper: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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PJO & HOO Stuff 4
RandomBook 4, Bro's and Moe's! Of just random PJO & HOO (Occasionally TOA) stuff! Mostly da memes.