PJO & HOO Stuff 4

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I'm doing more with that "Incorrect Quotes Generator". XD
There's a lot, so buckle the duckle up!

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Nico: What the fuk is wrong with you?! 

Jason: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. 

Nico: Good morning. What the fuk is wrong with you?!
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Nico: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jason: You and me!!!

Nico, tearing up: Okay.
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AWWWW

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Nico, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Jason, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Jason in sparkly golden high-heels....
Why is this so perfect?

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Piper: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! 

Annabeth: Really? Name one law.

Piper: Don't kill people? 

Annabeth: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Piper: You kill people for money?!

Annabeth: I can explain!

Piper: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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Well-
I-

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Piper: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Piper: ...

Piper: fsh
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Piper: This is such a bad idea.

Percy: Then why are you coming along?

Piper: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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C H A R M S P E A K

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Leo: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Percy, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Leo: BLOCKED.
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Leo: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Percy: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Leo: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*
Percy: Leo, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Leo:
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Jason, to Leo: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Leo, motioning to themself and Piper: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Okay, Leo isn't actually an idiot, but this is funny!
XD

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Jason: Tell Leo about the birds and the bees.

Piper: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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