PJO & HOO Stuff 4

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Okay, so there's this "Incorrect Quotes Generator" website thing I found out about, so I decided to do it with some PJO/HOO characters. XD

There's too many screenshots to show, so I'll type all the ones I screenshot.

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Nico:
I slept for 12 hours, but I might still be tired. So let's do another 12.

Percy:
Nico, that's a coma.

Nico:
Sounds festive.
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Percy:
Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween They're bad for the environment!

Nico:
Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Percy:
I made tea.

Nico:
I don't want tea.

Percy:
I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Nico:
Then why are you telling me?

Percy:
It's a conversation starter.

Nico:
That's a lousy conversation starter.

Percy:
Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate!
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Percy:
If there's gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Jason:
Of course! I can't flip this table by myself."
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Percy:
What is I press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Grover:
The car takes a screenshot.

Annabeth:
For the last time, GTFO
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Nico:
In light of what you did for me, I'll let yoi hig me for four to five seconds.

Will:
FORTY FIVE SECONDS!?!

Nico:
No! Four to five seconds!

Will:
Too late!!
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(Solangelo CUTENESS!!! XD)
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Nico:
F**k!

Will:
We really need to work on your cursing problem.

Nico:
Why? I'm good at cursing already.
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Nico:
*accidentally hits Will in the face*
*tries to decide between "I'm fuking sorry" and "are you okay"*
ARE YOU FUKING SORRY!?!

Will:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!
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Nico:
I think I'm having a midlife crisis.

Will:
Nico, you're like 15.

Nico:
I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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Nico:
I turned out perfectly fine!

Will:
Nico, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Nico:
I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!
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Nico:
I prevented a murder today.

Will:
Really? How'd you do that?

Nico:
Self control.
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