two blondes and a brunette

Bible Boy?

"Morning sunshine!" Lorelai greeted her daughter, too loud for Rory's taste, as she came out of her bedroom.

"Too loud." Rory groaned, and took in a deep breath. She still hadn't opened her eyes, hoping it would help keep the hangover at bay, and so far it wasn't working. Then she smelt it, and her eyes popped open right away. "Tacos!".

"Ah yes. Thought you could use some, considering you have a hangover, " she said dramatically, "a hangover you have yet to explain, along with the limo, and the boy, the boy from the limo, limo boy-" she started ranting but Rory cut her off.

"Ok ok i get it i have a lot of explaining to do." she told her. "But tacos first. Please..." she said, dragging out the word as long as she could.

"Fine. So first we have soft tacos, hard tacos, some french fries and a burrito." she told her, pointing at each bag and telling her what each one contained. "Now, I will make us some coffee, and give you a minute to eat, but that's all the time you get cuz after that you're explaining. Chop chop." she told her and Rory immediately started taking the tacos out of the bags and eating.

Rory was starting her second taco, by the time the coffee machine beeped. Lorelai poured them both a cup, took out a taco and sat down.

"Times up!" she exclaimed and Rory jumped.

"Ugh, ok." Rory mumbled, taking a sip of her coffee, instantly getting more relaxed. "Mmm."

"Yeah yeah, I know the coffee is great, so who's limo boy?" she asked.

"Ok no, that's not how this works." she told her mother. "I'm gonna go through my night, step by step and if you have any questions you can ask." she explained.

"Fine." Lorelai said.

"Ok so, I show up at grandma and grandpa's place, and they're setting up for the party." she started. "Suddenly, grandma has this urge to change my hair, and my hair was just fine! So she takes me up, and as I'm going up some of the guests come in, i don't know who it is but then I hear them laugh, and I recognize it 'cause of course I've heard it before. Duh. When I turn around to see who it is the person is walking away, and all I see is a flash of blonde hair- "

"Limo boy!"

"Shhh I'm telling a story here." Rory told her dramatically, and Lorelai pretended to zip her lips and throw away the key.

"Ok so then again when they introduce me to their friends, there's this guy that laughs and again, all I see is a flash of blonde hair. " She stopped to glare at her mother, who was about to say something.

"You're really gonna stretch this as long as you can aren't you?" Lorelai deadpanned.

"Zip it!" She told her and Lorelai rolled her eyes. She motioned her to go on and she continued the story.

"So yeah, I keep seeing this guy again and again and again, but all I see is-

"That damn flash of blonde hair!" Lorelai exclaimed dramatically. "I get it, the dudes blonde, can we please move on." she begged.

"Fine." Rory mumbled, her face scrunched up, glaring at her mother. "You know, grandma and grandpa were being really cozy with each other- wait no that sounds dirty, I mean like they were being really cute and together you know? Like they were-" she tried to explain.

"Rory, Honey, as much as I know you want to talk about Eva and Adolf, mommy really needs more information on this blonde boy, and I'd love if I don't have to torture you for it, because trust me honey, I am that desperate right now so please , Finish. The. Story." She told her daughter.

"Ok, but we're talking about grandma and grandpa later, and why would you call grandpa Adolf?!" She asked, confused.

"Emily, is Adolf." She simply stated. "Duh."

"Ok so later on this random guy, Jason I think? Starts talking to me and I'm really uncomfortable, which is apparently very visible because Logan-" she told her.

"Logan? Is that limo boy?" Lorelai asked.

"Yes, it is." She told her.

"Who's that?" She asked.

"The guy I jumped with." She told her, and when Lorelai raised her eyebrows, she explained. "The LDB event? The secret society article? That guy, Logan Huntzberger." She said,

"Oh right, the guy that somehow convinced you to jump off a scaffolding, with just an umbrella?! I still need more information on that by the way, I don't understand why you would do that." She said dramatically.

"Mom, it was for the paper, and it was fun, I'm actually part of the LDB now." She told her, matter of factly.

At that, Lorelai's jaw draped and she was silent.

"Mom?" She asked, worried.

"Yeah I'm sorry, how does that happen exactly? Please explain." She told her daughter, her jaw still dropped, not believing what she was hearing.

"Well you know, now that i think of it, it was really just a way of making me and t-" she topped, eating her taco.

"Of making you and? Making you what? And?" she asked.

"Oh yeah, that part." she said, swallowing. "Ok so, Logan, was not the blonde I saw before." she told her mother, grinning.

"What? Wait first, why does this Logan guy's name sound so familiar." Lorelai said, trying to remember where she had heard it.

"Um, Logan is a common name?" Rory suggested.

"Not Logan, the last name." she told her.

"Huntzberger?" Rory asked.

"Yeah." she said, still trying to remember, but failing.

"Oh right." she said, realizing where Lorelai recognized the name from. "You're probably thinking of Mitchum Huntzberger, from Huntzberger Publishing, the newspaper guy, or magnet as people call him. He's also apparently a part of Hartford society, so you might have actually met him." she explained.

"Mitchum! Yeah that guy was an ass." she told her daughter. "Wait, who was the blonde then?" she asked.

"Ok so, basically, when that guy was making me uncomfortable, Logan came in and acted like we were together, and the guy went away. We were talking, and all of a sudden, I heard someone calling me." she explained, and paused, grinning.

"Ok so what, a guy says Rory and then?" Lorelai asked.

"Not Rory, Mary." Rory said, grinning like a crazy person and Lorelai's eyes went wide.

"Oh, my, god." she said, eyes wide as pans.

"It was Tristan! Tristan DuGray!" Rory exclaimed.

"Tristan DuGray?! Spawn of Satan?! Bible boy?!" ...