Damn.
Has my sanity reached this low as to assume the sexuality of an almost 60 year old mans puppets?
Yes. Yes it has.
Anyways, TO WHATEVER THE FUCK MY BRAIN CONJURED UP A FEW MINUTES AGO.
|Walter|
Tbh, I was considering not putting this coin sack here cuz we obviously know he's straight. But hear me out real quick-
If Walter and his wife FINALLY got divorced, then I will bet you $15 he'll become Aromantic. Like, on the spot. I just couldn't see him in another relationship after the apparent hell hole he went through with his wife.
He would just be ready to fucking die and get it over with.
|Achmed|
Yep. Mf is straight but I can just see him with a guy for some reason-
He's had like 46 marriages, probably 62 girlfriends, and like 7 kids. ( My sympathy for AchmedJr IS THROUGH THE ROOF)
So, he might be questioning but Imma just say he's straight.
|Bubba J|
BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI.
MY GUY WAS FLIRTING WITH A DUDE IN THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW.
|Peanut|
Aight, imma say this now. I'm not gonna make some sorry ass excuse to cram down your throat to believe that Peanut is gay. He's into woman which has been proven on MULTIPLE occasions. However, I still do believe that he is not just straight. I personally think he's Pan, cuz he just doesn't care man. He just wants ASS.
|Jose|
Ah yes, the true Latino gentle men we don't deserve. (Am I the only one who thinks that he would be hot af as a human. I am? Oh ok then-)
I personally believe that he's straight, but maybe questioning. He's another character I see getting called gay a lot, but I just don't think he is straight up into men. (Straight up?)
|Melivn|
Another character I can see being Pan, but this time I don't have any reason. Just that I can see him dating any gender.
|AchmedJr|
*Ahem* Gay
AND THATS THE END OF IT. MY WEIRD ASS TANGENT OF HOMOSEXUAL PUPPETS. I'll let you out of my basement now :>
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Random Jeff Dunham Stuff
RandomYou read the title. This is just about a weird bitch talking about there headcanons of scary ass puppets. Oh yea and the cover is a can of beans. Isn't that just fabulous. I'll make up dates to this whenever I feel like it I suppose.
