Random Jeff Dunham Stuff

Headcannons because today has been straight ASS

I NEED TO COOL DOWN.

Peanut and Jose play Dance Dance Revolution to the death💁‍♀️ Peanut is REALLY good at DDR. He does unnatural tricks and shit like standing on his hands on the panels, one hand on the panels, NO HANDS ON THE PANELS?? He can fully let his energy go loose on this game. Jose is also weirdly good at this game?? Like you think Jose with struggle having no hands or legs but OH MY GOD YOUR WRONG. You should have saw Peanuts face when Jose had to use his TONGUE to do a double touch on the panels. LIKE THATS EFFORT. But sadly Jose hasn't played in a while because the last time they played Jose broke his stick trying to stretch to do two double panels at once😭😭

SORTA THE SAME THING WITH WALTER AND ACHMED BUT WITH GUITAR HERO. There both extremely competitive and it always ends up with someone breaking a guitar. It's really fun to watch tho as AJ and Url have concluded😋✊

AJ and Url tried to perform one of those 3 am challenges to see if they were real (They were at a disagreement if it was real or not) and they ended up inviting 7 or 8 spirits into Walters house.
"URL WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A MAN STANDING IN MY SHOWER."
*Url and AJ exchange the most HORRIFIED glances*
"Uh shucks, maybe don't leave the windows unlocked, grandpa?? You know that's how random people get in your showers."

Melvin stepped on a lady bug once and cried for 5 hours straight. He held a funeral and everything it was really depressing😭😭

Bubba J watches Barbie movies and considers Barbie herself a god.

AJ and Url go on Omegle and tear pedos apart with words😋✊ #slaythedayaway

OKAY SO YALL KNOW AJ INHERITED ACHMEDS GOOFY ASS LAUGH?? One time him and Url were having a giggling fit while looking over Walters yearbook photos and when Url pulled out one where it looked like Walter was Bert from Sesame street and AJ let out the FATTEST, SILLIEST, EVILST CACKLE. Url lost his shit Right there and then.

Perhaps more later😋✌️