Random Jeff Dunham Stuff

I'M SUDDENLY MOTIVATED TO DO HEADCANONS LMAO

Walter (Despite being like fucking a million years old) and Url get into the most ass backwards, screaming, will remote breaking, battles of will sports resort ping pong you will ever see. Like these too are at each other throats low key. Apparently being toxic gamers runs in the family lmao- They like jump from one side of the room to the next- any stiff joints Walter has had are GONE when he plays wii sports.

When Melvin saw Seamus for the first time he was like "YOU KNOW WHAT, SMALL, ORPHAN, GINGER, CHILD? I SHALL RAISE YOU TO BE MY SIDE KICK!!" And thats what he did. SD and AJ, obviously worried that that child was gonna be dead by morning, pulled a smiling freinds moment where there talking over each other to try and convince Melvin to not make this child his side kick. "Uh Melvin that things gonna be fucking dead-" "Melvin, please stop putting protein powder in its weirdly beer shaped baby bottle-" "Melvin DO NOT put him on a string thats attached to the ceiling fan to see if he can fly-" "MELVIN STOP-" (Heads up, Melvin didn't listen.) Seamus is extremely annoyed by this.

Everyone, with out having to do much detective work, has suspected Achmed likes to dress up in drag. It is WAY TOO SUSPICIOUS how many times he has dressed as a women for halloween. Also Bubba J swears to god he saw Achmed dressed as this, in public, IN A FUCKING WALMART, but he doesn't remember anything afterward because Achmed (or Achmedina) was quick to make him forget with a close rack to the back of the head when he saw him from the cheese section. (Also AJ has went off on many drunken and high rants about how his Dad constantly does this lmao. Url laughed his ass off.)

AJ and Url got higher than kites in Walters bathroom one night and when Walter actually tried TO USE THE BATHROOM, he was bombarded with a fat pot cloud that made him cough for 10 minutes straight.

Peanut got Jose a "Purple woozles are hot" T-shirt for Christmas. (Which Jose quickly burned)

I imagine when AJ ever cries, black tear streaks fall down his face. He doesn't even have to be wearing mascara, his natural flamboyantness just makes him cry like a mean girl.

AJ had a 5 YEAR LONG Harry Potter phase where he had a disgustingly heavy crush on Draco Malfoy.

Melvin is scared of chickens. No one knows why. One time Bubba J showed him a chicken that got loose in his yard that he had to catch and he WIZZED HIS PANTS. STRAIGHT UP.

Url wears his hair in ponytails a lot. Walter thinks he just needs to get a hair cut before he starts putting his hair into MAN BUNS. (AJ tried combing his hair once. IT WAS UGLY. AJ swears to god Urls hair is alive. It broke the brush btw)

BTW YALL I HAVE WATTPAD ON MY PHONE NOW SO I CAN HOPEFULLY START POSTING ART ON HERE TOO :)))