Stay calm // BSD scenarios

becoming friends

okay okay before i like continue, i wont do all of them because i either ran out of ideas, or because i was completely stumpted on how they'd react, also to make up for im doing a cannibal fic for halloween, yes the first thing is getting proofread by a peer of mine.
also like there is no friendship cause i dont know how i'd properly write that, sorry haha

anyways here you go aaaa also i forgot i did not finish dazai's one so uh rushed ending here i go

Becoming "friends"

tetcho/tecchou

You headed towards the forest where you usually went out to read/draw, it was quiet, nice, peaceful (apart from the bugs), and it provided a relaxing space for you.

When you were walking on the crunchy soil beneath you, you heard slight movement, you simply thought it was an animal until you heard someone or something throwing up.

Curious as ever you went to go check it out, you saw one of the boys from yesterday casually throwing up.

You really want to just leave and pretend you saw nothing but when to see if he was okay.

"Woah- holy shit dude, you okay??"

A bit wide eyed he looked up at you and simply nodded his head.

He tried to get up but kind of failed, you went to his side to help him, he didn't refuse nor did he battle with you.

After a while, he seemed to be doing better, you were curious about what happened and why he threw up.

"Uh so what exactly happened back there..?"

He turned his head to look at you.

"I had mixed redbull and beer together and made the mistake of chugging it"

What in the actual fuck-

"I didn't know the other drink was beer before mixing them."
You were quite obviously bewildered at what you were hearing, you honestly didnt know what to do.

"Uh- that's an interesting story, do you think you'll be fine if not you can totally rest up at my place!"

Jono saiguki

After the whole incident of you almost seeing the gates of heaven (and or hell) you awkwardly walked around to clear off your mind, it had been exactly 4 days since that had happened.

Personally you did not want it to happen again, i wonder why.

It wouldn't have haunted your mind if you weren't almost taken for ransom for the owner to admit his faults.

You started to get hungry so obviously you went out to get something to eat, you finally settled on a place, now all you need to do is open the door-

You managed to open the door but saw the person who decided to hold you up for ransom for 3 seconds, your eyes widened and your heart beat sped the fuck up, bad choice.

After being paralyzed for 2 seconds, you closed the door and slightly sped walked away not wanting to encounter the man again.

Your attempt was futile cause you heard the sound of a door opening and footsteps aggressively coming towards you.

Time to say hi to god for real this time!

"You."

Oh god oh fuck oh-

A firm hand was placed on your shoulder.

You didn't dare turn around but the man did that for you instead.

"Thought you could get away huh?"

You stood still, what methods would you do to get away from the tall blind man.

"Uhm uh- i didn't do anyth i NG"

You quickly started to book it because what were you supposed to do, you would probably already died if you took too long.

Needless to say, that attempt was also futile, sigh well i suppose if you're lucky enough he'll spare you but you were never on luck's side to begin with.

He had aggressively picked you up and left since it was the middle of the day, he most likely didn't want to cause unnecessary attention after all.

He then shoved you to the ground towering over you, his aura was threatening and he was bearing a mocking smile.

"You know i was having a good time enjoying my tea but that seemed to be interrupted by a brat who probably knows about what's going on, and plus your heart beat is annoying."

"Look dude i was just hungry i kind of don't want to deal with this-"

"Shut the fuck up."

>there was a pond nearby

>you activated your ability

>it hit him successfully, he started cursing

>you ran

>there is no friendship, put your clothes back on

Dazai

After running for a while and staying at the graveyard, you opened your bag of stolen food. You hated stealing but it was the only way to get around since the guild had recently abandoned you (apart from Poe and Mark).

Damn, this fucking sucks ™.

You hung around the graveyard for a little bit, yawning, the sun was starting to gloom down and leave for the moon to take its place for a couple hours, eating the dreaded food that had burdened you with guilt.

You wish stuff didn't happen the way they played out, after all if you didn't fail you wouldn't be burdened with stealing.

After mopping in your feelings, you finally left the graveyard.

Sighing, you didn't know where to go, you contacted Poe but he never answered you, you knew Mark didn't have a place to stay so that was also futile.

For 10 minutes there was only silence, that didn't last for long, you heard footsteps approaching, you bore no mind since there was no concern.

Eventually there was concern because god liked to test you.

"Well well isn't it the little thief?"

Panik
you tried to see if you could sweet talk him and maybe not be killed mentally or physically.
"I-I needed food, They left me nothing for me to carry myself." you couldn't stop your small stutter but you were thankful that it only happened once.

Dazai stared at you, no emotion was in his eyes,  he let out a tiny hum, what the hell does that mean-
"Dazai! Dazai!"
you heard a different voice call out, his name was Dazai?
a boy with pink-ish white hair and caught up to the man in front of you, his attention quickly landed on you.
"Who is this?" the boy questioned.

"Dazai" had spoke up before you could.
"Just a little thief from yesterday, as you can tell i caught them, again."
the white haired boy looked at you, he noticed your posture and your visibly scared expression.

"I swear it wasn't out of malicious intent!, if i hadn't eaten I dont think I would've been alive right now."
that had struck a cord inside of both of them it seems.
"lets just spare them for now Dazai, we can take them into the agency for further questioning."