Stay calm // BSD scenarios

hot chocolate adventures

College au- also jouno can see because yeah
sorry this took so long to make i forgot about it in all honesty

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The day was calm, just another day in november right?, anyone around campus can do what they want today, everyone had a break, a long deserved one at best.
Tetchou watched the weather outside, not moving a single muscle, he dearly missed the ants that would come by.

After looking out the window for 2 hours, Tetchou got up, he stretched for a bit then searched for Jouno.
Jouno wasn't in their dorm, but instead in the library, he was sitting comfortably in one of the master chairs occasionally drinking his warm tea.

Instead of finding Jouno, Tetchou took a jog around campus, he forgot to do it when he woke up, due to Jouno waking up before him and forcing him to stay.
After an hour, Tetchou headed back and looked in one of the drawers that they stored their food and drink packets in.
He couldn't find the hot chocolate packets and so checked both his and Jouno's drawer to find them, which he mixed up everything inside of the drawers and failed to put them back in order.
This took 20 minutes, Tetchou was in the middle of looking under his bed for the box of hot cocoa packets, the door creaked open.

"Tetchou,, what the actual hell are you doing."
As a reply he got grumbles of words, Jouno was already not having it.
An irritated Jouno pulled Tetchou out from under the bed, they had a quick moment of awkward eye contact, Jouno dropped Tetchou promptly.
"So, want to tell me why you were under your bed, with comprehensible words this time?"

Tetchou cleared his throat and looked back up at Jouno before responding.
"Looking for the hot chocolate packets."
Jouno paused for a second.
"So you looked under your bed to find hot chocolate packets then to put something absolutely abhorred in them?"
Tetchou nodded.
After letting out a groan, Jouno checked one of the drawers, Jouno then went stiff with horror looking inside, Tetchou froze.

"Wh what did you dO, do you even have a single working braincell to see how long this took to be organized??"
Jouno went on his long rant, Tetchou got up and walked out the door in the middle of Jouno's rant.
Obviously Jouno had called after him for leaving in the middle of something.

"You can't just leave in the middle of a scolding!, where are you even going?"
Jouno sounded obviously annoyed and very impatiently waiting for a response.
"Going to get hot chocolate packets"
Stoic as ever, Tetchou had replied, still walking, not waiting for Jouno.

"You're a freak, you know that right?"
Jouno said snidely, he saw Tetchou nodded and got even more pissed off.
"Why do you even want hot chocolate today, so much even, that you tried destroying our dorm!?"

"It's December."
"Seriously, that's the only reason huh?"

Tetchou nodded and continued walking ahead of Jouno.

Time skip lmAo

They got back to their dorm room, Tetchou immediately got a plastic cup and filled it with milk and a cocoa packet.
They got the packs from Teruko and Kouyou.

Delicately stirring them together, he was very tempted to put soy sauce in there but didn't for now.
"Well, go on, put it in the microwave."
"I am."
"You're being so fucking slow right now."
"I know."

The drink sat in the increasingly warming up prison called a microwave.
Tetchou look at it spin around exactly 39 times.
The microwave screeched signally that it was ready.

"You put it in a plastic cup..?"
"Yes, why."
"You're supposed to put in an actual glass cup, you fucking idiot.
"Oh."

After being scolded for that, Tetchou put the hot chocolate in another cup, this time being made out of the deepest tears that blue could manage.
It was tinier than the plastic cup and more squared shaped.

After he successfully transferred the liquids, Tetchou noticed that it was colder.
Back in the microwave we go!
Set to another minute, the cup danced slowly in a circle again.

"Why are you heating it up again?"
"It got cold."
"This better be worth it."

The liquid decided to spread while Tetchou was distracted with Jouno.
"Oh no."
"What in god's name did you do this time?"
"Where are the paper towels?"
"Did you jUST MESS UP THE MICROWAVE—"

Jouno got up furiously to the microwave, he froze up, Jouno was about to commit homicide.
"God damn iT."
Tetchou had already left to scout out some paper towels before Jouno could notice.
Finally Tetchou came in with paper towels and cleaned up the mess.

Jouno was glaring holes through Tetchou's back as he watched the man.
"I hope you die today for this."

Finally Tetchou took a sip and spat it out.
"That tasted awful."
"So that's the tipping point? It's not that bad you're just overreacting."
In frustrated pride, Jouno snatched the drink out of Tetchou's hand and took a sip.

His pride didn't stand a chance.
"Holy fucking christ you were right for once that shit is awful."
Jouno placed the glass on top of the microwave and went to go get his tea.
Tetchou simply glared at the swiss miss packet in hatred.
It had betrayed him.
This is a crime that cannot be forgiven.

A knock was at their door, this is not good, like all.
Tetchou got the cup and Jouno went to open the door.
Chuuya was there, looking very irritated, his foot was aggressively tapping on the hard wooden floors.
"Can you guys stop making so much fucking noise?"
"Sorry."
"Actually, no we aren't Tetchou, in all disrespect, go away."
Jouno slammed the door in Chuuya's face, Chuuya hit the door in anger.

This day was going so well.
Jouno reopened the door and took the glass away from Tetchou.

"Don't bang on our door."
Two angry people do not mix well.
"All I ask is to keep the noise down, assholes!, at least your roommate has a brain!"

Tipped over the edge, Jouno spilled the cocoa on Chuuya.

The next day, Tetchou went up to Chuuya's and Akutagawa's room to apologize, he brought snacks for them.

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based off a real story of me getting angry over heating up swiss miss for it to bitch slap me
maybe have been extremely overly dramatic

you didnt see those mistakes shush