Stay calm // BSD scenarios

bloopers

Wowie, I'm not editing this!

Anyways have some random things that came into my mind

Jouno:
Before going into the hunting dogs, he had previously destroyed gas pipes and noped the fuck out of there not wanting it to hit him.
You wished for death every time he had done this.
you were always held hostage when he went out, he forced you to come along, because as an executive, he was very privileged.
You thought if you strangled him in his sleep you wouldn't have to deal with this anymore, you couldn't bring yourself to do it, you adored that man.
"Why are you like this?"
"Hmm?it's because they suffer and I very much enjoy it."
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Tetchou:
"Okay seriously why the fuck did you drink redbull and beer together."
"Same colors. It tasted good."
"And so because of that it was worth throwing up for!?"
"Yes."
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Suegiku:
"How good is human meat because that smell is absolutely horrid."
"It's fine, a bit salty."
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Tetchou has forced jouno to wear an ant costume multiple times.
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Mushitarou:
"you're my friend now, we're getting soft tacos later!"
You awkwardly took his hand and left.
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When poe and ranpo first find mushitaro:
"Haha they got you sucker."
"Fuck you."

Nikolai:
Had to deal with his shit when you wanted to shop for groceries, he legit dressed up as Ronald McDonald, you drove without him 4 times to escape.

You couldn't escape.
Damn must suck to be you™
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Has mass "bought" you different types of lotion.
You don't know what to do with them.
Insert that one tumblr post about being so silky smooth that the police can't catch you for illegal resellings.
"Why have you done this to me?"
"Oh! You're just so silky, I can't help it!"
"What the fuck does this mean."
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"Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!?"
"W- what does that even mean???"

i wanted to sleep early but nooo
anyways i hoped you enjoyed my brainrot