"Woo hoo! Bonding with friends is the
best!" "You said it, Ron!" "Friends are the best in the wooooorld!"
Ron, Kelly, and Bill all zoomed off into the woods together, happy as B*Bots can be. They raced each other all around the trees, around a pond, and even through some logs. At one point, they sword fought with some sticks, but not before Ron got a big one. "Are we having fun with me?" Ron said. "Yeah!" Kelly and Bill said as they were glad to have Ron as a friend. As the three friends rolled deeper and deeper into the woods, they soon got tired, so Ron found a nice place for them to rest.
While they bonded, the three bots actually enjoyed each other's company. They found a few things they equally loved, laughed at some funny jokes, and tried recreating a few parts of Ron's story. They even played charades, but Ron got a little heated when Bill kept winning. Once Bill was showing Ron and Kelly his secret ninja commando gear, everyone except for him got bored.
"And this one is my Swiss Army knife. When I'd use it back in the war, I'd whip out whatever tool would be useful at our enemies! Ooh, feisty! And then I also have—" "Bill, could you stop? We're getting bored out of our minds! And I think Ron is about to lose it." Kelly looked towards Ron, who indeed was trying to distract himself from Bill's endless war talk. He was repeatedly slapping his face, banging his head on a tree, and singing the "Diki Daka" song to himself. "I'm going to destroy you, derp-droid!" Ron said as he slapped himself real hard. The impact of the slap put Ron in a daze again, this time making him unconscious. "Ron? You okay, buddy?" Bill said as Ron went to sleep.
Once Ron woke up, it was already nighttime. Kelly had made a campfire (don't ask how), while Bill strung up lights, and set up automatic tents. "How l-l-long was I o-o-o-out?" Ron hazily asked as he awoke. "If my calculations are correct," Bill calculated, "Almost a few hours." "But look, Ron!" Kelly said, "We got a whole part of the woods to ourselves!" "Wow, it looks beautiful." Ron admired the beauty of the moonlit woods.
"And you know what a night like tonight calls for?" "What does tonight call for?" Ron asked, eager to know. "A dance party!" Kelly beamed. "I love to dance if you do!" Ron said, ecstatic. "Yes! I love dance parties! Cue the freaky beats!" Bill shouted, excited to see what song Kelly would play. "Now playing Poop Girl: The Remix from my 'Dance Party' playlist!" Ron and Bill looked on in utter confusion as Kelly danced to what (obviously) was a remixed version of the "Poop Girl" meme that Savannah had been infamously known for a year ago. After the first 10 seconds, Ron immediately paused the song. "What gives, guys? This is my jam!" "I'm sorry if I am being 'harsh' to you, but that song is really out-out-outdated by now." Ron stated matter-of-factly.
"Well, Ron. If you think Poop Girl: The Remix is sooooo outdated," Kelly fumed, "Then what do you think we should dance to?" "This, a-a-apparently. It's Barney's grandma Donka's favorite." Ron answered, putting on the "Diki Daka" song again before Kelly quickly turned it off. "No one wants to hear that Bulgarian trash!" Kelly spouted. "Oh, yeah?" Ron screamed as both their songs blared out so loudly at a volume that only the two of them could hear. This time, Bill was the one to make them both stop. "Weren't you guys looking for a song?" He asked. "I got the perfect one to cheer us all up!" Ron said, returning to his cheerful demeanor. He quickly turned off the "Diki Daka" song, and switched over to a song called "Sunshine" by an artist named Liam Payne. Once it got to the best part, that's when Ron started to dance. The chorus went a little something like this:
Oh yeah.
Step to the left, step to the right. Do what you want. What really matters is the journey that we're on.
Yeah.
Ridin' with you, I finally know where I belong. I belong.
You're like a Sunshine, only givin' good vibes. Any anytime that you roll in.
Puttin' me out, never lettin' me down, and I wanna make sure you know it.
You're like a Sunshine, only givin' good vibes. Any anytime that you roll in.
Can't believe that I found my Sunshine!
Kelly and Bill found the song really catchy, and started to danced along with Ron. They even liked the song's message: that no matter if you're fitting in, or if you're just being yourself, you can still make friends. The three B*Bots jammed out to Sunshine for hours and hours until they went to sleep.
As Ron, Kelly, and Bill were huddled together under one of the tents, Ron thought about something he always wanted to know. Before I was Barney's friend, was I always malfunctioning? Was I just a normal B*Bot before I got hit by that truck? Ron just shrugged it off as he went back to sleep, holding Kelly's hand. But what Ron didn't realize was that tomorrow, all his questions (as well as a few pressing ones) would be answered...by the CEO of Bubble and the creator of the B*Bots himself.
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