"Hi-hi-hi there! My name is Kelly. I am insert registered name's best friend out of my box! I am for making friends!"
Kelly whirled all around Nonsuch, desperately searching for someone to call her friend. She kept giving out friend requests (again, sticky notes with hearts and things on them), dancing to the Diki Daka song, and even kept randomly glitching and rolling around like Ron did. Once Ron and Bill sped up to her, Kelly was shook.
"Wha-what are you t-t-t-two doing here? I am trying to m-m-make friends like you did, Ron!" She said with fury in her eyes. "Just come back to the shed at Barney's house, and I'll teach you everything he taught me." Ron said as he tried to reason with her. With a DING and a "No problem!" from Kelly, the three B*Bots went over to the shed near Barney's backyard: that very same shed where Barney taught Ron everything about being a friend.
"My friend Absolom—I mean—Barney taught me everything about being a friend, and now I'll do the same for you and your owner, Savannah." Ron told her as he put his switch back to Friendship Mode while Bill set up the chart Barney once made. "Sa-va-va-va-naaaaaaaah? Savannah? Who's she?" Kelly wondered. The now-glitchy Ron just stared at her with a deadpan look on his face. "O-o-ohhh. She's my owner. Right, right."
And with that, Ron wrote what he had learned from Barney on sticky notes and put them on the chart. He taught Kelly everything she needed to know not just about Savannah, but also about being a friend, and Kelly understood all of it (well, kind of).
"Ok, so now that you know your owner, let us review: Savannah likes?" "She formerly liked posting on social media, but she currently likes hanging out with friends!" "Correct! Her friends are?" "Barney Pudowski and Rich Belcher!" "Correct! They're all friends...at least 98% of the time. And finally, what should you always remember to do as a B*Bot?" DING! "To help my owner Savannah make friends because I am for making friends!" Ron quizzed Kelly as he, her, and Bill made their way over to Savannah's house. "You ready, Kel?" Bill said, putting his hand on her switch. "Let's do it." She replied as Bill flipped the switch back from Friendship back to B*Bot.
Kelly woke up, remembering none of what happened after Marc came up from behind her and flipped her switch. "Huh? Ron! Bill! You guys okay? Oh, I missed you so much!" She hugged them both with all her might. "Wait, why are we back at Savannah's backyard?" "It's a long story." Bill said as the whole strange experience quickly flashed through his brain.
After a long moment of silence, he spoke up again. "So, uhhh...what do we do now?" "I don't know." Kelly said, confused, "What about you, Ron? Ron? Ron!" Ron didn't answer as he was thinking up ideas again, the dial-up noise screeching loudly as his eyes were just buffering circles. "Oh, Ron." They both hugged him, and Kelly held on to Ron's hand as the three bots rolled on over to Barney's house.
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Ron's Gone Wrong 2: Best Friends Out Of The Box!
Fantasy(SPOILERS for Ron's Gone Wrong ahead!) A whole year after the events of the film, Barney thinks Ron may be gone. His glitched-up code has spread through to all the other B*Bots, and now has brought him, Savannah, and Rich (as well as their B*Bots) c...
