"And then I said to Barney, 'Hi, Absolom?' But then Barney said 'That's not my name!'" "You really called him Absolom? Ron, you're crazy!"
As Ron and Kelly rolled along the street, they got to know some more about each other. Ron told Kelly all about his adventures with Barney, while Kelly told him her side of the story. "So then this strange zombie-monster thing that Rick was riding on pooped Savannah out, and then she said 'It pooped me.' So I recorded it, and then I sent it to every B-Bot I knew!" "That must've been so funny to post on the Internet." Ron said, "Almost like how me and Barney ran in the woods. He was all like 'RUN! RUN AWAY! GO GO GO! WE GOTTA RUN!'" Kelly laughed at Ron's impression of Barney. "Or like how Savannah went 'You can access them ALL? Uh, yeah!' when I told her she could follow everybody on the Bubble network."
The two laughed even harder at Kelly's Savannah voice. "Ha ha ha (gasp)! Ha ha ha ha (gasp)! Ha ha ha ha (gasp)!" Ron laughed so hard his hands came off. "Ron! Oh my gosh, are you alright?" Kelly exclaimed. "I am f-f-f-fine, insert registered name. Please connect me to the Bubble network." Ron replied as he put his arms back together. "What? Ron, you're not connected?" "The answer to your question...is on the Bubble network." Ron said as he dopily grinned and stared blankly at his new friend for a moment, Kelly's eyes welling up with tears. "Just kidding! Ha ha ha!" Ron reassured her.
"So who do you think will be our third friend?" "I don't know. Let me search through my friend list." Kelly offered. Kelly looked for a third friend through her list, but Ron didn't find anyone who interested him. He told Kelly to stop once she stopped on Bill, a security B*Bot belonging to Savannah's friend Rich. "Huh. Bill would be insane as our third friend!" Kelly just stared at Ron blankly. "Did I mean insane as in crazy? I meant insane as in awesome!" Kelly sent Ron the coordinates to Rich's house, and the two went on over to get Bill.
Once they got to Rich's house, Ron knocked three times, and rang the doorbell. Rich opened his door, and he couldn't believe who he saw. "Ron! Hey, bro-bot! How's it hanging?" The two did a secret handshake (that Ron suddenly knew for some reason) that had some high-fives, fist bumps, and more than a few butt slaps.
"So, what are you two doing crashing at my pad?" Rich asked. "Me and Ron were looking for a third friend to bond with us. We looked through my friend list, and we chose Bill." Kelly explained. "Well, here he comes now." Rich called for Bill. "Hey, Bill! Come on down! Some friends just came over!"
Just as expected, Bill (Rich's B*Bot) rolled down the stairs and out the door. "Greetings, fellow B*Bots! I am Bill, a professional prankster and 4-star secret ninja commando." "Secret ninja commando?" Ron thought. "Yeah. I gave him a backstory and everything. Just think of him as not just your friend, but also your bodyguard." Rich told them.
"Great! You are now my best friend out of your box! Off to the woods, we shall go!" Ron rolled off, ready to go, but Bill stayed where he was. "The woods?" Bill asked. "Y-y-yes. There, we three B*Bots will bond as friends!" Ron replied, slapping a "friend request" on Bill's head. "Hold up. Let me go get my secret ninja commando stuff!" Bill raced back into the house, then zoomed back out as he had a pack strapped around his chest, "You never know if gonna need one of these babies out there in the wild." He warned. "Okay, now let's go!" Kelly said as the three B*Bots raced off into the woods.
YOU ARE READING
Ron's Gone Wrong 2: Best Friends Out Of The Box!
Fantasy(SPOILERS for Ron's Gone Wrong ahead!) A whole year after the events of the film, Barney thinks Ron may be gone. His glitched-up code has spread through to all the other B*Bots, and now has brought him, Savannah, and Rich (as well as their B*Bots) c...
