Red vs blue (female OC) season 15

Chorus lessons

In a scene straight out of a classic crime movie, we open up on a dark alleyway in a city. We see the shadow of someone raising their gun.

Jax: Wh—what are you doing?

We see in a shadow JAX is being held up by a suspiciously familiar-looking figure who has their gun trained directly at JAX's posterior.

Jax: No. No no, please! No!

We see the shadow of the gun fire, then jump cut to a shot of several doves flying into the air in reaction. JAX collapses as the empty shell casing is ejected onto the asphalt.

Jax: (a la Orson Welles) Rosebud...

We hear some white noise, followed by a sudden—

Smith: Dun dun!

A card directly out of an episode of Law & Order reads "DARK ALLEYWAY/MURDER INVESTIGATION/SUNDAY, APRIL 23" is shown, revealing the crime scene. DYLAN is talking to SMITH, Bailey and BITTERS, while PALOMO and JENSEN are far off in the background.

Smith: (acting all official) Just a few more inquiries, ma'am, uh, did you attempt to witness any other particular individuals in the general vicinity of the area in which the crime scene was alleged?

Bitters: (sighing) Jesus Christ. Uh, what he means is did ya see anybody?

Bailey: Shut up Bitters.

Dylan: (feigning innocence) No, I just found him lying there and called the police! Is-is he okay?...did they take him to General?

Smith: We're asking the questions if you so please! Does the alleged victim have any enemies, arch-enemies, nemesises, or particular people of an interesting nature to which the crime may be motivated by whom?

Dylan: Uh, no. I-I don't know...Who's the attending Doctor?

Smith: Uh, j-just a few more inquiries, if you so please, to be of grateful assistance to law enforcement investigators!

Bitters: Dude, just stop. You don't even sound like a cop!

Bailey: I think he does.

Smith: Just doing my job, Bitters! It's called going by the book!

Bitters: What book?!

Smith: Law & Order. Dun dun!

We get an overhead shot as soon as he says this, with the same word card from before. And just as quickly, we cut back to SMITH, Bailey and BITTERS, with BITTERS glaring at him.

Bitters: Ugh, gross! CSI: Miami for life!

Bailey: Baby's. NCIS is my world!

Dylan: He's gonna be okay, right? Can you please tell me where they took him?

Smith: Ahem! Do you profess to have any knowledge of the alleged victim's next of kin?

Dylan: "Next of kin?" Is he dead?!

Bitters: (quickly) No, nono, he's not dead.

Smith: The alleged victim was booked with a bullet lodged in his alleged posterior.

PALOMO comes running, with JENSEN coming up behind him.

Palomo: He means his butt! Dude got shot in the butt!

Jensen: Charlie, we're supposed to be establishing a perimeter!

Palomo: I just wanna be included!

Dylan: So...he's fine?

The camera zooms in on BITTERS like in CSI: Miami when Horatio Caine is about to make a terrible pun.

Bitters: Should be. But if you ask me, something about this case doesn't sit quite right. It all feels rather...