Open to several shots of the Desert Gulch as the old Trocadero theme plays. Camera focuses on the Blue base as gunfire is heard. Cut Gene running up to Surge inside the base,
Gene: Sir! They're making another push!
Surge: So?! Shoot back! Victory is close at hand! Their flag must be around here somewhere.
Gene: But, sir we're completely-
Surge: "But" nothin'! A soldier follows orders no matter what! Just do what I tell you, son.
Gene: Yes, sir!
Cut to Gene join Cronut and cherry black soldier atop the base under heavy fire.
Gene: Return fire, Cronut and Elaine.
Cronut: With what? We're out of ammo. I'm shootin' blanks over here.
Elaine: It's starting to get embarrassing.
Gene: In that case, we're gonna have to resort to plan B...
The two stand up and start yelling at the Blues.
Gene: YOU SUCK! You're... bad at math!
Cronut: You have table manners that leave much to be desired!
Gene: You smell like maybe you forgot to wear deodorant today!
Cronut: Your mother's lasagna is, mediocre!
Elaine: You guys are morons.
Zoom out to the Blues watching.
Bucky: They're attempting to insult us, sir.
Temple: Yeah, I freakin' noticed. This oughta shut them up.
Temple fires a sniper shot right between the two reds, who then take cover.
Bucky: Ooh! My turn! Let me try!
Temple: Not happening, dude.
Bucky: Oh, come on! How come you always get the sniper rifle?
Temple: Because you're busy getting the prisoner. Also because go screw yourself.
Cut to Lorenzo's head as stereotypical Italian music plays.
Gene: Mama mia! They got Lorenzo!
Elaine: (impersonating Kyle) You bastards!
Lorenzo: Questa non è la mia Domenica perfetta. [This is not my perfect Sunday.]
Temple: That's right! We got your freakin' robot! Now give us back our base or we smash the Goomba!
Gene: Whoa-ho, dude! That is super racist!
Temple: No it isn't!
Bucky: It's... pretty racist, dude.
Temple: No, a Goomba! Like, in Mario!
Lorenzo: E 'ancora razzista. [It's still racist.]
Elaine: Mario for life bitches!
Temple: Whatever! Everyone, shut up or we're all gonna find out what kind of filling is inside this canoli!
Bucky: Ugh... Not better.
Gene: Oh no, what're we gonna do?! Ideas! Anybody?
Unknown: (off screen) Oooh... I've got one.
Cut to reveal an unknown orange soldier.
Orange soldier: If you guys had to get shot somewhere in your body, where would you do it?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 15
FanfictionIt's been months since the fight with Hargrove and the reds and blues are now committing crimes, not only that but all the freelancers are going missing. The UNSC are convinced that their killers except people that know them and only one person it c...
