SIMMONS addresses the camera.
Simmons: I'm the one who keeps everything together. Logistic, dishes, laundry, cleaning the guns, taking out the trash. You know, you think that would make me popular.
DYLAN and JAX are revealed to be interviewing him.
Jax: Not really.
Simmons: (sighing) Es ta le sulekha.(I'm so alone.)
Dylan: Excuse me?
Simmons: It means "I am so alone"? Jesus. doesn't anybody speak Esperanto?
Dylan: I always thought you were close with Grif. Weren't you two friends?
Simmons: N-no, friends have things in common. Shared interests, common sense of humor. Grif and I were practically different species. Seriously, I did a DNA test on him once. Do you want to know how much pygmy sloth he has in him? Because it's a lot.
We cut to the canyon from the end of the previous episode, as the Reds and Blues enter. The whole location looks a lot like Blood Gulch.
Dylan: It looks different from the others.
Tucker: I'm getting the weirdest déjà vu from this place...
Caboose: Boy, you leave Blood Gulch for a few years and it really falls to pieces.
Tucker: This isn't Blood Gulc––wait...hold up...
We pan across the canyon.
Caboose: Yup, see? Yep! There's Red Base, yup, and there's Blue Base...oh, and there's where I shot Church with a tank! That was a very exciting episode...
Thea: Holy shit.
Tucker: Damn! He's right! It's a freaking Blood Gulch replica!
Donut: Oh, I planted a daylily patch before we left! Let's go check if it's here too?
Sarge: (dramatic) Not so fast! I smell an ambush... High cover all around! A small area to retreat... classic kill zone...
Tucker: I hate to agree with Sarge, but after what just happened, I think we should error on the side of caution.
Thea: Yeah I agree with Sarge as well. Ugh, that did not sound right.
Tucker: Yep and I'm hearing Church's voice out of your mouth again.
Simmons: You mean err on the side of caution.
Tucker: Err? Err is not a word.
Simmons: Yes, it is! Watch, I'll even use it in a sentence! "Tucker was forced to pay for an entire elementary schools' worth of bastards, after an ERR in judgement."
Tucker: Wow. Way to make fun of a single parent, Simmons. Real mature.
Thea: Don't joke about kids Simmons, even if their Tuckers.
Thea gives a shaky breathe and Dylan notices.
Dylan: You feeling alright? You seem a bit pale.
Thea: I'm fine.
Dylan didn't believe her but dropped it because of the situation.
Sarge: Lopez! We need intelligencia! Do a scan for life forms!
Lopez: Soy un robot, no la Enterprise Espacial. [I'm a robot, not the Starship Enterprise.]
Thea: Yep.
Sarge: Jammed?! This is worse than I thought!
Tucker: Somebody should go ahead, we need a...umm, what'cha m'call it?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 15
FanfictionIt's been months since the fight with Hargrove and the reds and blues are now committing crimes, not only that but all the freelancers are going missing. The UNSC are convinced that their killers except people that know them and only one person it c...
