Courf- The Lovesick Puppy

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by WifeofCourfeyrac

by WifeofCourfeyrac

Niki: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you look at someone you like?
Courf: Yeah! I get it all the time when I see AJ
Niki: That's common sense leaving your body

Courf: I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Courf: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME

R: How lovesick is Courf?
Niki: He is the type of person to look down at his phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

Enjy: Romantic love is a mental illness
Lexis: That's why Courf acts so insane around AJ!

Courf: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

Ferre: Hey Courf weren't you just kissing AJ?
Courf: I wasn't kissing her! I was whispering in her mouth

Courf: What does he want with AJ anyway? Se dresses funny, she listens to complain rock, she's not even cute in a conventional way... I mean, she's just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And she's a hideous dancer, couldn't take her anywhere. Wait for a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, AJ. Okay, okay......so she's kind of a legend. What would she want with him, he couldn't make her happy, AJ needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of her, someone to laugh at her jokes in case she ever makes any...then suddenly...Oh my god! I love AJ! I'm majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with AJ!

Courf: True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part
AJ: *laughs quietly*

Niki: Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil
Courf: *ranting on to Enjy about AJ's hair*
AJ: That's true