In a Hogwarts AU where Niki commentates the boys' quidditch match
Niki: ever goddamned Merlin above, great catch by Gabriel Enjolras
McGonagall: Miss Swiffen!
Niki: Sorry Professor. Anyways, Slytherin's got the Quaffle now, because some people feel like snogging instead of going to practice- I'm looking at you James Courfeyrac. And...yes! Malfoy is practically knocked into the next century by a bludger artfully aimed by beater Grantaire. See
Courfeyrac? That's what dedication and practice do for you
McGonagall: Less personal grudges, more game commentary Miss Swiffen
Niki: Sorry Professor. And is that? Yes! My older sister! Seeker AJ Swiffen goes into a dive! She's brilliant! She's perfect! She's...a lump on the ground. Apparently she can see the snitch from the other side of the pitch, but she can't see the ground right in front of her face!
AJ: *sticks up the middle finger from the pitch*
Niki: Oh don't give me attitude AJ!
McGonagall: Alright, you're out
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Les Amis memes ft Kaylin, AJ, Lizzie, Ariana, Niki, Lily and Lexis
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