Saving Lives (Grey's Anatomy / Mark Sloan) -Editing

2.02

More tequila. More love. More anything. More is better.

-Meredith Grey

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(Season two, episode two)

"It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you." Meredith complained, after drinking too much tequila. "And by the way, why did you leave with Derek and not protect me from the devil? And why were you nice to the devil?" She asked Claire.

"Because, standstill surgeries are very rare, and I wanted to scrub in on one. And I was being nice to McSheDevil because I am nice. And besides yesterday, when they were fighting over me, I felt like I was the child of a divorced trying to get custody of me. I didn't like it." She answered while getting up to brush her teeth.

"Oh, McSheDevil. I like it. You're getting good at this Einstein." Cristina said after she opened the shower door.

"Einstein?" The brunette asked with a slight smile on her face as she was about to open the door only to find George going to open it with a cup of coffee in his hand which had now spilt on her shirt. "You idiot!" She yelled at George before storming out of the room.

"I think she acts more pregnant than I do." Cristina said while laughing, but turning it down shortly after. "She's not pregnant is she?" She asked.

"She could be a virgin. I haven't seen or heard any guys in her room." Meredith answered.

"Oh, she's definitely not a virgin. She said she had sex before." The dark haired woman answered as Izzie and George were staring at the duo weirdly.

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"Male, 55, victim of a head-on collision. GCS is 3. Depressed skull fracture. Multiple internal injuries. ACLS protocol started, but the vein blew so we've been pushing meds down the tube. PEA on arrival." The medic said as they wheeled in the patient.

"How long has he been down?" Bailey asked him.

"We've been doing CPR for about 20 minutes. It took fire 20 minutes to get him out of the car. He's pretty much gone." The medic replied.

"He's not gone until we say he's gone." Bailey said, before looking around to find the right intern or interns for the job. "O'malley, Giron, get him to the bay and save him." She continued.

"But he's dead." George complained, making Claire roughly grab his arm and drag him to the bay.

"What's going on with her today?" Bailey asked the rest of the interns.

"Maybe it's her time of the month." Alex said, making the resident and the female interns look at him disgustingly. "Fine, maybe not." He said, raising his hands in defence.

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George was busy bagging the patient while Claire was busy doing a pericardiocentesis when George decided to speak up. "I don't get why we have to do this." He complained.

"To try and save his life. God George, listen to what people tell you and use your damn brain for once, it's not that hard to figure out." The French intern said simply but in an irritated tone, trying to focus on what she was doing.