Utsu-Sensei, Shoppi~ Drunk Mistake

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That night was a special night for the three of you. A mission that was proving to be a difficult one for many others working for the group turned out to be an easy feat for you and your partners, Utsu-Sensei and Shoppi.

In spite of their antics and friendly rivalry that had a tendency to annoy you to no end, they were the best partners you could’ve possibly asked for. Similar to you, they were loyal and ready to put their lives on the line to save each other - Utsu-Sensei more so than really necessary.

No mission could ever be completed as flawlessly as yours without any sort of celebration, albeit the latter wasn’t all that spectacular. Having a few drinks in the local bar was more than enough to perk the three of you up. You knew better than to get too drunk in public so you kept your drinks to the minimum while Utsu-Sensei and Shoppi were going all in.

As amusing as they were when drunk, their rivalry with each other seemed to have multiplied if that was even possible at this point. They’re arguing back and forth over who was better was bound to evolve into a full-on brawl, something you and the newly refurbished bar (after they’re last fight) didn’t need.

“I’m going home, boys,” you said as you slammed your hands down onto the bar, grabbing their attention at once. “And I recommend you two do the same before you wreck this place once more.”

“Waittt, [name]!” Utsu-Sensei slurred as he grabbed your arm to hold you in place. “Before you leaveee, tell Shoppi that you love me moreee.”

“Stop being stupid, Utsu-Sensei. We both know she loves me more.”

Although Shoppi was not as drunk as the other man, his level of intoxication was evident through the laughable words he spoke. After everything they fought over, this one was certainly a first. You were ready to laugh in both of their faces before a clever, yet cruel idea popped into your mind at once. Not even you could resist going through with it.

“I honestly can’t tell which of you I love most,” you said nonchalantly with a shrug. “I think I’ll need the two of you to prove yourselves to me.”

“I love youuuu soooo much,” Utsu-Sensei cooed as he wrapped his arms around you only for you to push him away.

“Not like that. On the count of three, the two of you will close your eyes and kiss my cheeks at once. Whoever’s kiss I like the most will be the winner.”

Both men nodded eagerly, too drunk to suspect a single thing. They quickly positioned themselves on each side of you so you were sitting between them.

“One.”

Utsu-Sensei laughed, probably surprised and overjoyed that this was really happening.

“Two.”

Shoppi smirked and closed his eyes, with the other male following suit.

“Three.”

They both leaned in to kiss you but at the last second, you moved your head back. A laugh ripped through your chest when their lips collided with each other's and lingered for a moment before realizing what you had done. The second they’re cloudy mind managed to piece together the pieces and realize who they were kissing, they ripped apart, Utsu-Sensei falling off the barstool and hitting the ground in the process.

“[name]!” they screamed, but you were already out the door.

“Have a good night, boys!”

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(also, my friend once suggested I should make a NSFW part, but decided that it should be up to my comment section if they want a NSFW one shot, if anyone wants a NSFW part then just comment if you want. Anyways, I'm heading to bed 🛌)

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