A/n: Basically the tokrev characters as vines or tiktoks
I'm literally gonna do anything else other than update the actual storyline atp :/ sorry guys
Edit: That came out wrong 😭
I'm not actually stopping this story guys. Calm down
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Draken: Let me see what you have!
Mikey: A knife!
(Y/N): NO!
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Hanma: *grinning* Hey, why aren't koalas considered as bears?
(Y/N): Because they're marsupials.
Hanma: ...
(Y/N): ...
Hanma: bEcAuSE tHEy'Re mArSupiALs— no. *mumbles quietly* it's cuz they don't have the right koalafications.
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Mitsuya: So what'd you guys get?
Draken: I got 13
(Y/N): I got 9.5
Baji: I got abraham lincoln.
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Hina: toss me my keys!
*Takemichi throws a printer*
Hina: ...I said my keys.
Takemichi: I thought you said printer!
Hina: why the fuck would i say printer?
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*Kisaki singing while playing the piano* : 🎵first let me hop off the mf porsche i wanna hit that~🎵
*Baji playing the notes off key*:
🎵shut the f up🎵
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Hakkai: Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Taiju: what?
Hakkai: deez nuts— HA! GOT EEM HA!
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*Kazutora jumping off a car with sunglasses on*
Kazutora: I have cripplin' depression—
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Mikey: I'm going to jump!
Everyone else: NO!
Kisaki: Do a flip!
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*Baji dying in Chifuyu's arms*
Chifuyu: call an ambulance!
Kazutora: what's the number?!
Baji: really bitch? What's the number?
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*Daji singing*
Daji: 🎶 And I just can't imagine how you could—🎶
*(Y/N) barging into his room* : 🎶 SMEK MA ASSSS LIKE THEEE DRUMMM 🎶
Daji: what the fuck—
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Kakucho: Izana?
Izana: yes?
Kakucho: where do babies come from?
Izana: er... well you see—
Ran: DAT PUSSY
Izana: DAMN IT RAN, GET OUT
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Hakkai: Hey, can I sleep in your bed? I shit in mine. *bites lip seductively *
Mitsuya: *wondering why is Hakkai in his house at 3 in the morning *
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*Chifuyu hanging out in Baji's room*
Chifuyu : hey baji-san, these lights look pretty good.
Baji: for real bro check out these colours!
*switches to green*
Chifuyu: okay
*switches to white*
Chifuyu: *nods approvingly* aight, aight
*switches to red*
Chifuyu: these light are cool, Baji—
*He sees Baji only in his boxers*
Chifuyu: ...where your clothes at?
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*Mikey and Izana having a fist fight*
(Y/N): can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
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Hakkai: Yuzuha look! *shows Yuzuha a pink skateboard* They got girl skateboards.
Yuzuha: omg!
Hakkai: You can skate now!
Yuzuha: *points to a rainbow skateboard* They got gay skateboards!
Hakkai: *gasp* omg!
Yuzuha: now you can skate!
Hakkai: we're fucking set!
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*at the zoo*
Luna: monkey on the car!
(Y/N): yes! Monkey on the car!
Mana: fuck off!
*toman founding members wheezing while mitsuya bout to throw hands*
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Rindou: *minding his own business in his room*
Ran: *barging into rindou's room in his shorts* HI WELCOME TO CHILIS
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*(Y/N) beating the shit out of other gangs*
Mikey: HE NEEDS SOME MILK-
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Emma: hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
Draken: okay
Mikey: *came out from the bushes next to Draken* hey. you break her heart, I'll cut your dick off
Emma: kay, im back!
Draken: *screams*
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Pah-chin: hey, what language does african people speak?
Peh-yan: ...they speak english with an accent
(Y/N): *spits out her tea* MY TEA—
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A/n: I had way too much fun with this
#deletingsoon
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