Crackfic #2

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A/n: ISTG I KNOW YALL HATE ME FOR NOT UPDATING THE ACTUAL STORYLINE 💀💀💀💀💀





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Baji: *his phone rings* EVERYONE SHUT UP! hi mom.

Mikey: AYO PASS THE WEED

Pah and Peh: *loud fake sexual noises*

Kazutora: AYE WHADDUP BITCH

(Y/N): COME BACK TO BED DADDY

Draken: Tell her I said hi

Mitsuya: jesus christ-



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Hanma: WHAT ARE THOOOSEE

Kisaki: They are my crocs


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Mikey: how does it feel to be the worst leader ever huh?

Izana: shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

Mikey: you fUCkin tAke that bACK BIT-



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Takemichi: we cant lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Chifuyu: we have heart?

Takemichi: heart? no. me. im pointing at myself. im gonna win this thing for us



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Baji: IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH... with my own mouth... slowly... because I like you

(Y/N): ....



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Daji: i have a crush on someone, but I don't know if she'll like me back

(Y/N): don't worry, just tell her you like her

Daji: okay... i like you

(Y/N): see? it's not that hard

Daji: ....



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Izana: there you are. You're late

Ran: sorry. I was doing stuff

Rindou: *entered the room disheveled* MOTHERFUCKER PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS



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Kazutora: my body screams 'REVENGE' but my heart screams 'FORGIVE'

Baji: what does your brain say?

Kazutora: it just screams


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Mikey: ken-chin, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Draken: the best revenge is letting go and living well

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