Love Is For Weirdos

Guess Who Came For Dinner Mom?

* I have to say this chapter isn't really my best, but if anyone has opinions on how I could improve it don't be shy to say anything.*

Alfred POV:

“HAVE NO FEAR THE HERO IS HERE!”, I shouted like a boss. “Sophia I'm going to the guest room! Don't let your lame ass friends break anything!” , shouted a dude with black hair and tan skin as he walked out the room. “W-w-why are all of you here?”, asked Sophia with a confused look. I turned around to see England and Canada behind me. “You mean them? They are just stalkers.”, I said while pointing at them. “WE ARE NOT YOU BLOODY GIT!”, shouted England. I couldn't help, but laugh at his lame accent. “DUDE! YOUR ACCENT IS HILARIOUS! LOL!”

“S-SHUT UP!” “GUYS!! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS RIGHT NOW! ALL I WANT IS SOME ICE CREAM! BECAUSE LIFE CAN SUCK!! YOU GOT IT!”, shouted Sophia. A dark aura forming...... so scary! “Sorry guys. Sophia is just upset because the school canceled the Homecoming dance. Which means no chips and dip for her.”, stated Bryanna. “Don't talk about it!”, shouted Sophia. Tears started rolling down her face. It made me feel like crap seeing her upset.

“Well, since your here you all might as well stay for dinner. May I ask who is behind you Arthur?”, asked Sophia. “That's just my little bro! Hey Matt come say hi!”, I waved him over. “O-ok. I'm M-m-Matthew W-Williams. Nice to meet you.”, he said practically whispering. “BRO SPEAK UP!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!” “Alfred calm down!”, shouted Bryanna. “Look everyone sit down and relax. My mom will be home any minute to make dinner. Anyways it is very nice to meet you Matthew.”, I could see Canada blush a bit. If he even gets near her I will knock his block off!

Sophia's POV:

Taking my brother's advice was the best decision I made. I sat with Alfred and Matthew, while Bryanna sat with 'Mr. Eyebrows'. Even though I wanted to just pig out on a tub of ice cream I felt a lot better just by being around Alfred. My cheeks felt like burning up.

“So what were you talking about about a dance?”, asked Arthur. “Yeah, Homecoming got canceled and we are trying to think of a way to save it.”, said Bryanna. “WELL WHY DON'T JUST THROW A HOUSE PARTY AND CALL IT HOMECOMING?!”, shouted Alfred while jumping off the couch and almost knocking out Matthew with his fist. “That's not a bad idea Alfie, but I can't have it here or at Bryanna's place because both of our parents strict when it comes to parties.”, I said as I was about to start bawling again. Just thinking about the party being canceled made my heart swell up. “Yeah. Your right Sophia. My mom would never let me have a house party.” “Well we could have it at my place!”, shouted the enthusiastic blond. “B-but Alfred. We can't.”, said Matthew barley over a whisper. Everyone ignored him though.

“Alfred I'm not helping with the clean up!”, said Arthur. “Then, you can't come! How do you like that Iggy!” “DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU WANKER!” “SOPHIA IF YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR FRIENDS SHUT UP I WILL!!”, shouted Alex. “Guys for your own safety and mine SHOVE IT!”, I said. “Alfred are you really going to be able to let us use your place?”, asked Bryanna while trying to look for the TV remote. “Yeah bro! This party is gonna be off the hook!” Bryanna and I looked at each other and started laughing. “What is so funny girls?”, asked Matthew and Arthur in sync. “No one says off the hook!” “Well I do!” “Ok Mr. Hero we will ask the principal and start with the posters after school.”, I said while tussling his hair. “Yay! The dance is on!”, shouted Bryanna. Then I heard the door slowly unlock. Everyone turned around.

“Sophia! Alex! I'm back with the groceries!” , as soon as she saw everyone she dropped the bags. “WHO ARE ALL OF YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!”, shouted my mom. “Mom calm down! They are just friends that dropped by for dinner!” “I see where Sophia gets her..... I think I should say spunk comes from.”, said Arthur while sweat dropping.

“Oh well why didn't you say so? I will be in the kitchen if you need anything ok?”, she said as she picked up the bags off the ground. “Bryanna you have to tell them the rules when it comes to my mom.” Bryanna gave me a nod, “On it! Ok guys listen up. When it comes to Sophia's mom you have to be well how do I put this? Sophia?” “It's fine go on and say it.” “When you talk to her talk slowly and clear. She tends to be repetitive.” “D-don't you t-think that is g-going a little over board eh?”, asked Matthew. Bryanna and I stared at him like he was insane. “No. Trust me if you value your ears follow our advice.”, we said together.

“DUDE! THIS IS TOTALLY AMAZING I GET TO MEET SOPHIA'S MOM!” “Why do you want to meet my mom? Are you brainless man?” Everyone replied, “Yes, yes he is.” “ Hey that's salty guys!” We all giggled at his comment.

“S-Sophia? Can we w-watch a movie?”, asked Matthew. “Yeah, sounds like a great way to kill time.” I got up and found a movie lying by the TV. ' Alex probably left it here.' “Alright who feels like watching JAWS!!!!” I waved the movie frantically over my head. “YEAH! OLD HORROR MOVIES RULE!” “I'm game.” “SHUT UP YOU WANKER!” “Then, lets play this bad boy and Alfred, Arthur no fighting.” I put on the movie and went back to my spot on the couch. ' This might not be so bad.'

I was so wrong. All I could hear was Alfred screaming and England telling him to shut up! “That's it! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL KICK YOU ALL OUT!” Alfred raised his hands in surrender, “I'm done!” I turned my head and glared at Arthur, “And you?” “I-I-I will behave.” “That's what I thought you meant. Now everyone wash your hands. Dinner is about to be served.” “Yes mom!”, said Alfred. “Shove it!” “Dang dude!”

We all got ready to eat and we sat down in my dining room. Luckily we had enough chairs for everyone. My mom and brother finished setting up the table and sat with us. We were having roasted chicken and mashed potatoes with green beans. I sat beside my mom and Alfred. My brother sat with my mom and Bryanna because he was scared of my friends. Honestly, they scare me a little too.

“So Sophia who are your friends?”, asked my mom. “Yeah are you getting shacked up?”, asked Alex. “SHUT UP ALEX!” I introduced my family to everyone. “So which one of you was with my sister on Saturday?” “Right here!”, shouted Alfred. “Well, take care of her or I will kill you.”, said Alex nonchalantly while putting mashed potatoes in his mouth. England, Canada, and Bryanna laughed at America's scared face.

“Sophia I must say your mother is an excellent cook.” “Why thank you Arthur! Sophia you should invite them more often.” “You know I cook a lot too. We could swap recipes?”, asked Arthur. “NOOO!”, shouted Alfred and Matthew. Bryanna and I looked at each other, “Why not?” “Iggy can't cook to save his life!”, shouted Alfred. “Can too!” “Can't!” “Can” “Can't” “Can” “Can” “Can't! You fool I can't cook! Wait....what?” Everyone started to laugh.

When everyone finished my mom and brother stayed in the kitchen to clean. We all ended up going back to the living room. “Ok I will call you guys after school to tell you if we can go ahead and plan everything ok?”, asked Bryanna. “YEAH DUDE!” “Alright, love.” “I'm still n-not sure this is a g-g-good idea.” “Righty-o guys see you until then! Bye!”, I lead them and Bryanna out the door. “See you at school Sophia!” I then closed the door and went to my room. When I changed into my pajamas I went straight to my computer to come up with ideas for the dance.