while danny davito was doing the WAP Mr Ceiling Fan got a phone call.
mr ceiling fan: "hello?"
caller: "HOLA! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY DRUGAS? ITS VERY GOOD! I GREW IT IN MY SEWER AND WATERED IT WITH TURTLE SHIT!"
Danny davito heard the phone call, and stopped his worship and prayer, and grabbed the phone from mr ceiling fans nose.
danny davito told the caller that he'd be at the sewer in 3.6948247373565733582683 seconds.
Danny davito got there in 3.6948247373565733582682 seconds.
he was 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds late.
but the drug dealer didn't want to wait on danny davito, so he left.
but on the ground was a shoe with a drug plant growing in it.
the drug dealer dropped it!
danny davito ate the shoe and the drug plant.
he then started flying.
he was outdoors flying in the sky. he almost crashed into japan, because someone forgot to put it back at the states.
so he threw japan into australia and flew up to antártica.
where there was a cult of penguins.
and they were worshiping a...
lemon.
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The Adventures of Danny Davito
OverigA book of weird stuff you can laugh at. Featuring my friends occasionally Crime is legal if you don't get caught. Being arrested isn't real, just walk away. Be gay, do crime. If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is talki...
