Hi readers my name is Deadpool but you already now that cause I'm a awesome mercenary that kills bad people .
I was hired by this 12 year old kid who's in a book called Percy Jackson but he doesn't know that , he asked me to kill his abuses , alcoholic , horrible of a human being step father Gabe .
I know this guy he's the worst of the worst a horrible human I read into his background he was charged with a lot of stuff but always payed bail .
The kid said he'll pay me whatever he has in is jar of money which he told me was .50 cents cause his stepdad always steal his money.
Just talking about him makes me angry I just want to ohh hey look a big dog I'm going to go pet it .
Okay now I'm just a head so yeah I can't do much now so I'll have to wait until everything grows back to go and kill this Gabe dude so I'll be back
Ah that was a long healing process now time to go and kill Gabe ohh a message.
"Hi Mr.Deadpool you don't have to kill Gabe no more , me and my mom took care of him he's now dead anyways I put the 50 cents in this envelope for you . Sorry for bothering you I hope your alright anyways bye ."
Once I empty the envelope out two quarters fall out I just smile and put them away smiling as I went to buy a soda from a vending machine . Oh look the big dog that almost killed me
( thought I try this out with a marvel character so I used Deadpool cause well he's funny and all
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FanfictionJust a bunch of one shots of our fellow hero's of Olympus and some mortals meets , jokes , #1 meetpercabeth 12/5/21 1.01k reads 12/11/21 2k reads 01/13/22
