A Legacy to Protect (JJBA x MHA)

Chapter 45: Getting Answers

"So...want to screw with Mineta?" Johnny asked Izuku, the greenie giving him a confused look.

"I mean...he's been terrible to the girls...what would it be?"

Class 1A was doing a segment on interrogation tactics, and Johnny was paired up with his childhood friend. They were going to be practicing on Mineta, and Johnny was sick and tired of the grape-head's harassment.

"So...we both know he's been terrified of me since I threatened him at the Sports Festival..."

"Right."

"Wouldn't it be funny if you were the bad cop, and I was the good cop? He'd lose his cool faster than Kaminari loses his brain!"

"HEY!" Said electric quirk user yelled from across the room.

"That's actually a brilliant idea JoJo! We'd be subverting expectations! It'sactuallyagoodide atochangethingsupeveryonceandawhilesincesomevillainsmightbeawareofyourquirkandpersonality,honestlyIshouldhavethoughtofthatsooner-"

"Oi, bad cops don't mutter."

"S-sorry."

"Bad cops don't stutter either."

Izuku shut his mouth, and tried to morph his face into a glare.

"You look like you just shat your pants, but it's close enough. Ready?"

"...yes..."

...

Mineta sat patiently, waiting for his interrogators to arrive. I hope it's Yaoyorozu...I'd let her interrogate me all day lo-

Izuku Midoryia came through the door with a look that suggested that he was constipated, and slammed the door shut behind him. Oh...it's Midoryia. Well, he isn't very scary, so this should be-

Johnny Kujo opened the door, giving Midoryia an unenthused look, the green haired hero had accidentally slammed the door in his face. Midoryia gave him an apologetic look, before making his pooping face again and slamming his hand on the table.

"Talk Mineta, NOW!"

"Midoryia...?"

Johnny slowly strolled over, and Mineta shrank away from the approaching Joestar, before Johnny suddenly flashed him a sympathetic smile. "Don't pressure him like that Izuku, he'll tell us when he's ready."

"W-what's happening?!"

"You're going to tell us where the bomb is, that's what's happening!" Izuku grabbed Mineta by the collar and lifted him up, the class pervert wincing from the speed at which Izuku did so. "Oh, sorry, was that too rough?"

Johnny gave Izuku a look.

"I mean...that was only a taste of what I will do to you if you don't tell me where the bomb is!"

"Listen, I don't know how long I can keep my partner in check Mineta. You better tell him what he needs to know, or I won't be able to stop him."

"Midoryia? Please, he wouldn't hurt a fly-"

Izuku threw Mineta back into the chair. "TALK!"

"Hey, that's enough...would you like a glass of water?"

Mineta recoiled from said glass. "What is that, cyanide?!"

"It's...water."

"No it isn't! It can't be, you wouldn't give me something like this!"

Izuku got in Mineta's face. "I'll give you much worse!"

Johnny suddenly popped up from behind the chair, and began rubbing Mineta's shoulders. "There, there...let's release some of that tension, shall we?"