FTM! Reader X MHA! Story [Am I Man Enough?]

Chapter 8 - Buttons, Zippers, and Sparkles

TW: Very out of character for Aoyama- sorry- also a very long description of what I wish my hero costume would be.
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UA. Class 1A's first ever hero class.

After lunch, we all have about a ten minute break before class starts, which a lot of people are spending talking amongst themselves. It's really boring just sitting here and sketching.

"OI SHUT UP YA DAMN NERDS, YOU GUYS ARE SO LOUD!" I hear a gruff voice yell from the doorway while getting a whiff of caramel.

When he walks by my desk, without turning to him I put on a cocky smile and say, "Do you try to smell like the sweetest candy ever or is that just a reflection of your true personality?"

"Eh??" He stops dead in his tracks right next to my desk, squinting at me with a major scowl. "What's that supposed to mean Glow stick?!?"

I go back to doodling little dinosaurs in the margins of my textbooks, chuckling a little. "If you can't figure out what I mean, maybe you shouldn't be in a school for some of the most promising aspiring heroes," I add on.

"EXCUSE YOU I AM THE MOST PROM-"

"Wait, wait shut up Pom-Pom-Pomeranian, Mr. Aizawa's crawling in. I don't need to run extra laps or something just because you're loud as shit," I wave him towards his seat and, before he can retort, Mr. Aizawa zips out of his yellow cocoon.

"Class is now starting. If you wish to be a hero I'd suggest looking at the time once in a while. There's only so much time to save civilians in a disaster," he informs us all as people scurry to their seats. I nod a little, slowly not focusing on Mr. Aizawa for this is b o r i n g.

Gosh, little dinosaurs are so much fun to draw, if only I was this good at drawing people...

When I phase back into reality, I hear Mr. Aizawa say he wasn't going to be the main one to teach us heroics. Oh that sucks. He's like, the one guy I wanted to learn from. He's an underground hero, he's not about the fame and attention. So that's per-

My thought process was thoroughly interrupted by an US themed prohero with tan skin, strong shadows where his eyes should be, with a red, white, and blue get up. He screams a catchphrase well known, which would be "I AM HERE!!!" You've got it right folks! Toshinori Yagi's final evolution.

All Might himself is here to teach us how to be heroes. I look around the room for reactions. Mina is fanning her hands around her in surprise, Kiri is shell shocked, Todoroki has no emotion shown on his face (though he is fidgeting with his hands quite a bit), Bakugou is staring out of the window with what looks like a very small smile, Iida already talking about how well they were going to blossom into heroes under All Might's mentor ship, Uraraka trying to get Midoriya out of a daze who is... fangirl screaming to a pitch that only dogs can hear. And won't stop.

His face is turning purple.

I'm kind of worried.

"ALL MIGHT???" The entire class seems to yell simultaneously after all of their private reactions occur. I'm not all that surprised by the reaction. Hell, I probably would've been surprised and so excited if I hadn't run into this guy two or three times already. Also nearly making him piss his pants once. No one's ever going to believe me on that one buuuuuuuut stiiiiiiiill-

"NOW PLEASE," the Nine Foot Man™️ yells again, slicing through my thoughts quickly and shattering them. He also almost shatters a big red button he was holding. I know he wouldn't blow up UA, but that's automatically what my mind went to.

Can you really blame me? Dumb Ways to Die was THE game of my youth.

A couple tens of box-briefcase things pop out of the wall, all numbered. "GRAB THE BRIEFCASE CORRESPONDING TO YOUR ASSIGNED NUMBER."