Attack On Titan One Shots

~Ridin Dirty~

Erwin: Jaeger, you take Jean.

Eren: Ok sir *hops on Jean*

*Jean stomps and tries to knock Eren off of him but fails*

Levi: *clears throat* Why is Eren riding today?

Erwin: Well why not? The poor boy has been locked up in that cell being seduced by you for the last, what?
3 months now? He needs to get out.

*Levi glares at Erwin*

Levi: Ok first of all how do you even know what goes on in that cell?

Erwin: Oh please, Levi.
On the outside, it's labeled
"Yaoi Dungeon: Do not enter"
and there's a bunch of noise coming *clears throat* or should I say cumming from there at night.

*Eren blushes*

Levi: Eyebrows, I just want Eren to mysel-

Erwin: Don't eyebrows me, midget. Your just jealous that Eren enjoys riding Jean more than you. And by the way, your starting to sound like a jealous Mikasa. *snaps his fingers and struts off*

Eren: Well.. I should go... *starts to walk Jean*

Levi: Not on that horse you aren't. *pulls Eren off of Jean* Now let's head back together.

✪Time skip✪

Levi: *lays Eren down* There we go. Now let's see who you really enjoy riding better. *smirks*

*Eren blushes*

AN

Hello! Sorry for not updating I've been really busy with school, sports, clubs and family stuff.

This chapter really sucked ...

But I just realized that I haven't updated in 2 months so... this is basically just an "I'm sorry" chapter.

I decided to make it an Eren x Levi because well, why not? And I have no idea why I named this chapter "Ridin Dirty" so don't even ask.

Anyways

Please comment and vote if you liked it
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