Attack On Titan One Shots

~Milkshakes~

*Everyone is siting at a table eating in complete silence*

Sasha: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard *looks at Connie*

Connie: And they're like, it's betta than yours *looks at Eren*

Eren: Damn right it's betta than yours *turns to Petra*

Petra: I could teach you, *turns to Levi*

Levi: Tch.

Eren: Psst, Levi, *looks at him pleading* The next line

Mikasa: You don't want to disappoint our readers, do you, Levi? *knudges him*

Jean: No, he just doesn't have the balls to say it. *smirks* Go on Levi, a real man would say it.

Levi: *sighs* But. I. Have. To. Charge.

*Everyone starts laughing*

Levi: Best get out your money Jaeger *throws Eren over his shoulder and walks away*