Attack On Titan One Shots

~Leva~

Eren: Levi!! That's your 17th shot of Vodka, your going to get terribly drunk!

Levi: 'Tch' I don't give a fuck! *spills his drink all over the counter, almost falling on top of Eren*

Eren: ok let's get you back to the hotel room *Drags levi to the exit of the bar*

Levi: E-er... I'm fine *falls over* really!

~~Time Skip~~

Eren: *lifts levi up onto his king size bed* 'ugh' *gasps for air* There we go.

Levi: WE GOT A RAPIST! He's gonna,,,, rape meeee.....

Eren: Stop Oh my god. Even if I did you'd enjoy it. *smirks*

Levi: ok then...*smirks* But you know after this your going to get me pregnant

Eren: ......

2 Years Later

Eren: You were right Levi.

Levi: *holds Leva in his arms* Ya... But Eren, I think Leva is peeing on me. *gets disgusted and holds her by the collar of her PJ's*

Eren: *giggles* It's just a shame you named her when you were drunk...

An: yes I'm aware that men can't get pregnant with another man but in this chapter they can XD