Attack On Titan One Shots

~Health Class~

*Everyone arrives to their next classes and Eren, Armin, Jean, Mikasa, Connie, Krista and Sasha are in health*

Levi(teacher): take your seats, we are watching the health video today.

*everyone groans and takes their seats and Levi starts the video*

Levi: Now you see, this is a baby being born out of the woman's womb. *rewinds it over and over In slow mo and pausing it at an unpleasant picture* What is this part of the body called class?

Jean: Eww! God what the actual fuck Levi!? *looks away*

Eren: This wasn't even an assigned video!! *covers his eyes*

Levi: I know *smirks* But you need to know.

Sasha: And why does the baby look like a Titan after jumping in a lake of blood?!

*Everyone complains*

Levi: Oi, brats stop complaining *plays the video but accidentally plays a video of Levi singing 'Sexy Back' in the shower and can't turn it off*

Armin: BAHHHAAAAA OH MY GOD LEVI!

*Eren falls off of his chair holding his stomach, dying of laughter*

Jean: HAHA! Wow dude, major turn off!

Levi: Fuck! Look away! Plug your ears! *tries to mute it* Damn thing...

Krista: Wait what? I thought my cat was dead already! Levi you sound exactly like him! *giggles*

*Erwin comes running in*

Erwin: Is something wrong?! Did you accidentally pull the fire alarm again Eren?! *looks at the green eyed boy in panick*

Eren: No sir *laughs* look at the screen.

Erwin: *looks at the screen and immediatly shushes everyone* I am very disappointed in all of you students-

Levi: *glares at the students* Thank you Erwin,-

Erwin: For not inviting me sooner! *smirks at Levi* Gosh and you didn't even bring popcorn. I'm very disappointed.

*Everyone laughs and Mikasa points to the seat next to her for Erwin to sit down there and Erwin does so*

Mikasa: One step ahead of you sir. *pulls out popcorn and a grey video camera*

Levi: Wha- *clenches fists and grits teeth*

Erwin: Oh sorry Levi, you shouldn't have to watch this... The door is that way *points to the right with popcorn stuffed in his mouth making his words muffled*

AN~
Hello, Im sorry that this is longer than normal and that it's cheesy... Oh well. Comment & Vote if you liked this crappy chapter, and please check out my Fairy Tail One Shots book because I updated both of the first two chapters that sucked like really bad so hopefully they are better now.

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