Attack On Titan One Shots

~Whats Ereri?~

Hangi:* walks up to Levi and Eren* Eren, you are needed in Captain Erwin's office. *giggles*

Eren: Ok, we will finish things tomorrow Levi. *leaves to Erwin's Office*

Eren: *walks in without knocking* Si- *wide eyes* Oh my...

Erwin: *notices Eren* ..... Ahem. *takes a deep breathe* it's not what it looks like.

Eren: No it's exactly what it looks like! Your reading Yaoi manga's! *laughs at Erwin* that's too funny! What about?!

Erwin: Very funny *glares at Eren* Bring Levi in and I will tell you what it's about *evil laugh*

Eren: *gulps* Y-yes sir.

*Eren gets Levi and returns to Erwin's office*

Levi: Oi, what do you want. *taps foot impatiently*

Erwin: What do I want? I just wanted to show you and Eren what I'm reading , that's all. *wiggles eyebrows, and shows them the manga*

Levi: Holy sh*t Erwin! WH-why do you have this?! *looks at Erwin in horror*

Eren: Heichou? What is it let me see *leans in to get a better look* H-Heichou... Why is there two men who look exactly like you and I... Y-you know *wiggles eyebrows*

Levi: Because Erwin is a sick Bastard! Erwin, how could you?! You ship your soldiers.... TOGETHER AS MEN?! *looks disgusted*

Erwin: *Wiggles his bushy eyebrows* I ship Ereri like FedEx. *smirks*

Eren: ..... W-what's Ereri..?

Levi: It's a name that fan's have come up with combining our names together because they ship us. *blushes*

Eren: Wha.The.Fuck

*Hangi appears out of nowhere*

Hanji: I ship it too! *starts singing, "It's ok to be gay".*