ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀɪᴇꜱ ─── ꜱʜᴀᴍᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ

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AURORA WALKED INTO THE HOUSE "Carl! How many times do I have to tell you to stop using the microwave to melt your things!" She said rushing over to the boy and taking out the burning action figures "fuck!" She yelled as they touched her finger "you've got to stop," she said looking at him all he did was smirk and walk away.

"Smells good, I've missed you ginger," Frank said walking in and walking over to 'Ginger' and taking a plate of food, Debbie looked at Aurora before handing her a plate "where's Timothèe?" Debbie asked "at his house," Aurora responded sitting down "yo bud," Lip said to Carl making Aurora turn to them "yeah," Carl said turning around from the microwave watching the action figures he put back in there.

"Did you take the killing bat?" Lip asked making Carl shake his head "no," he said making Lip walk away "bread, we're making eggs Benedict, Lip," Debbie said "that's great debs," he said walking away. Fiona walked in "that woman will be here in 45 minutes, you better be ready," she said to Frank "I pay that bureaucratic no-nothing her salary, I'll be ready when I say I'm ready," Frank said turning to Fiona.

"Have some breakfast Lip," Fiona said to him as she watched him put on a scarf "I gotta go but save some for me will ya Debs?" Lip said opening the door "Yeah, okay," she said. "It's Essential that families share meals together," Frank said as Carl walked over and stole some of Aurora's food. Lip walked back in and started eating some of Franks food "mm, mm that's grape at Debs," Lip said taking it with him as he walked out.

The microwave beeped and Carl rushed over and took the action figures out, Frank took another plate causing 'Aunt Ginger' to Debbie "who's that?" She asked making Debbie turn to Frank responding with "that's my dad,".

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"Alright, alright," Aurora groaned as Timothèe got her out of bed "she'll be here any minute," he stated making her groan more but eventually went downstairs to see Fiona placing pictures everywhere of them all "we should never send her back," Frank said "she's got another family Frank," Aurora said sitting down.

The woman walked in with a federal agent, when she saw 'Ginger' her whole mood had changed. She walked around and inspected the living room. She then sat down and turned to 'Ginger' "Mrs Gallagher!" She yelled making 'Ginger' jump "my name is Abby and I'd like to ask you a few questions," Abby said making 'Ginger' nod "my name is Abby and I'd like to ask you a few questions," 'Ginger' imitated Abby, Abby turned to Fiona and then Aurora with a look on her face.

"Mrs Gallagher, How old are you?" Abby yelled everyone turned to 'Ginger' "I don't remember," she said Abby nodded "well my records say that you're 93," "how are you feeling?!" Abby yelled making Aurora sigh at the woman "oh, wait, now I remember Ricky Ricardo and I did the salsa one night," 'Ginger' said making Aurora sit back knowing they'd win.

"You can expect a visit every six months," Abby said to Fiona who nodded "yeah, cause this is such a great use of government funds," Frank said standing up "hey, maybe next time you can check that my uncle Harold is taking his LIPITOR, oh wait that's right he doesn't get LIPITOR anymore since you cancelled his Medicare good thing I got some down in Mexico," Frank said walking up to her and holding his hand out "here you are," she said placing the check in his hand.

"Ninety-three huh she won't live long," Abby said making Aurora get up "leave please I've had enough of your fucking voice," Aurora said getting closer to her which made her step back and leave Frank waved the check at them making Fiona take it from his hand and run "don't, dont," Frank said "now I can pay the gas bill," Fiona stated "no, no, no, wait, wait," he said as she ran away he chased her but she stopped him with a chair. "I'm going back to bed," Aurora mumbled.

Aurora and Veronica were sat down folding 'Gingers' clothes and placing them in her suitcase "is he good in bed?" Veronica asked Aurora who was drinking a beer, "fuck V," Aurora choked on the beer-making Veronica laugh "yeah he is, why'd you ask?" Aurora asked folding some clothes "just wondering, does he treat you right?" Veronica asked her as she placed clothes in the suitcase "Yeah, what is this like 21 questions?" Aurora asked making Veronica shake her head "I just wanted to make sure he was a good guy before I start inviting him places with us," Veronica said making Aurora nod.

"My work here is done," Frank said walking in eating "you're not going anywhere until we take her back to the nursing home," Fiona said placing a box down "she's never heard of a bus pass?" "Aunt Ginger has to go back?" Debbie asked walking in "rice Krispie treats anyone?" 'Ginger' asked walking in with a tray "don't make her go," Debbie said sadly "Debs she can't say she has a family," Aurora sighed "but she didn't lemon to pee in the plant, please," Debbie begged "she can't go back to the nursing home, I'll take care of her I promise," Debbie continued making Aurora groan "she's not a dog okay she's a hymn a and that too much responsibility for you because you're a child, she can't stay here Debs she belongs in the nursing home where nurses and people who are qualified to look after old people are,"

"Debs, you can come to visit any time you want," Veronica said ask Timothèe walked in wrapping his arms around Aurora's waist "what's happening?" He asked resting his head on her neck "besides you can borrow her every six months," Veronica continued "Debs wants to keep her," Aurora said, "borrow what?" Kev asked "aw, shit," Veronica said as she knew why he was here "Love you Kev!" Aurora Called out as he walked out the door "you too tiny," he yelled back making her roll her eyes at the nickname "we should take Debs to visit the real Gingers grave, where's she buried?" Fiona asked Frank who had shoved food in his mouth "dad?" Fiona said "huh? Huh?" He asked.

"You can stay in our room Debs," Timothèe said sitting next to her when they got back "Rory won't mind?" Debs asked him he shook his head "Carl's always in there I doubt she'll mind an extra person," he said making her nod and wipe her tears "why'd she have to go?" She asked crying again making him wrap his arms around her.