𝐓𝐀𝐏 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘; ᴋ. ʙᴀᴋᴜɢᴏᴜ

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟎

katsukithefuck

psych1c_exe
hello my love
do you know Candice?

katsukithefuck
u think I'm that fucking stupid
DO YOU FUCKING THINK I DON'T KNOW THE SHITTY JOKE ALREADY?!
I'M FUCKING FRIENDS WITH DENKI 

psych1c_exe
well damn
I just wanted to say
Candice heart belong to you😞
ig it cannot 🙄

katsukithefuck
whatever

psych1c_exe
hey katsuki

katsukithefuck
what now

psych1c_exe
did your driver license
get suspended for driving me crazy?

katsukithefuck
I'm not allowed to fucking
drive anyway idiot

psych1c_exe
yeah me neither
especially after that incident

katsukithefuck
what
what incident
the fuck did you do

psych1c_exe
anyways

katsukithefuck
DON'T "ANYWAYS" ME
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO

psych1c_exe
hey katsuki
do you love yourself?
if not I can do it for ya

katsukithefuck
alr u can fucking stop now

psych1c_exe
wait, I got one more
I used to chase butterflies as a kid
never thought you'd give me them for free

katsukithefuck
...
this is getting fucking annoying

psych1c_exe
why? cause yk you can find any
better pick up lines huh?🤨

katsukithefuck
I KNOW GOOD PICK
UP LINES YOU MORON

psych1c_exe
oh really? say one, rn

katsukithefuck
fine
did it hurt when you fell for heaven?

psych1c_exe
you calling me a demon😕

katsukithefuck
what-
WHAT THE FUCK Y/N

psych1c_exe
MAN THAT ONE WAS OLD AF
OFC I WOULDN'T LET YA SAY IT
IT'S WAY TOO CHEESY

katsukithefuck
oh yeah?
say a pick-up line that isn't fucking cheesy
they're all fucking cheesy

psych1c_exe
are you a toaster?
cause I would take a bath with you.

katsukithefuck
that's- that's just fucking suicidal

psych1c_exe
ur point?
wait, I got one that isn't
are you my moms belt? cause you hit different

katsukithefuck
ur mom is dead

psych1c_exe
damn double homicide