I'm the new Sakura Haruno! CHA!

Accepting my role

The second I woke up, I tied my hair behind my head and felt my horns. They weighed my head down a bit, but now they curved slightly down to help with the weight.

The boys were gone, a note telling me they went to get food. I packed up our camp and sealing it inside a scroll. I looked at oura surroundings, noticing how close we were to my mother's shrine.

By the time I was done, the boys were already back. It took them a few second to process my change before Kisame turned away mumbling.

"Fucking women...." I chuckled, very amused.

Itachi didn't seem to care, but the side eyed glances spoke louder than words. I led them down the narrow path, showing them the beautiful statue. I sat down in front of it, feeling the confusion practically rolling off of the boys.

I had them sit down as I got back up and placed a candle on the shrine. Then I spoke.

"Welcome to the shrine of my birth mother Onii-San and Nii-Chan." Itachis and Kisame's eyes flew open, having not expected that.

"You were adopted?" I nodded and passed Itachi his file that I had stolen. I got a grateful look in return.

"Yep. Oh and by the way Pein and Konan recently adopted me." Kisame, who had raised his canteen of water to his lips choked. I snickered at his misfortune.

"BLOODY HELL CHILD NOT WHEN I'M TAKING A DRINK!!!!" I howled in laughter, and Itachi smirked quietly.

Over the next hour, I told them my story, leaving out the 'im from another world' bit. And the abuse bit.

We soon left, heading home to Ame. Itachi let me ride on his back on the way home, and I soon fell asleep.

(Kisame's POV:)

I glanced at sakura, seeing her asleep. She was adorable. My precious little sister. Never thought I'd say that in my life.

My mind wandered to her story. The daughter of a goddess? She was born over 10,000 years ago? What the fuck? I shook my head, instead staring at her horns. They had only been a few inches tall at first but it seems they grew overnight to at least 5 inches, curving downwards.

I smiled, remembering what she now called almost everyone in the Akatsuki. Onii-San. Hell even Zetsu. Who is apparently her birth brother?

This girls life is one hell of a train wreck. What's next? Demons from another world that can't go in the sunlight? Hah.

I just jinxed it didn't I?

I sighed again, thinking about something coming up. Dakura has already been with us at least 7 months. Next month is her birthday and yet she shows no signs of knowing......

I wonder. She showed us her file, even the godfather part. It stunned the two of us halfway to hell. Would Orochimaru get her something? Does he even know their relationship? I decided to clear my mind, a headache making itself known.

I began to hum a tune I had heard Sakura sing many times. I think she called it....... Arcade? Yeah thats it. The lyrics were a bit strange but I liked it.

Okay people! Short chapter. I hate to inform you of my writer's block. It will start taking me more time to write chapters but I hope they turn out good.

With that being said, a chapter about Sakura's past life's abuse will come out in the next couple chapters.

And Sakura and Haku with reunite soon, and the bond will form. Remember. Haku is a female in this and Sakura is a lesbian just like Haku.