I'm the new Sakura Haruno! CHA!

Omake (short as hell)

This is for Shipper_Chan4269

They gave me an amazing idea so it's happening. So no, this is not going to affect the story at all.

Omake start:

We kept out heads low as we were in the shop with Endeavour. Suddenly we felt chakra seep into the air. A person who looked like a mix of Nezuko and Mother came through a portal and me and the others got ready for a fight.

A slipper slid into her hand and she screamed. "Endeavour m! Where the fuck are you fucking cunt?!" I faltered. His head snapped around.

Her eyes landed on him as he marched over. He grabbed the front of her shirt. "Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!" He yelled.

The girl gained a sick, twisted grin. "A dead man." I decided to let this all play out and watched as she suddenly vanished from his grasp, appearing above him, she and wooden spoon in hand.

I winced as she began to beat him down. He didn't even get the chance to get up. I grunted and tried to not laugh as a crowd gathered. A few heroes tried to stop her but we got int he way and let the woman beat him down. I saw the sandal fly ove my head and turned to see her break hi arm.

His cries of agony were funny as hell. Manh were horrified but I laughed.

"Serves you right abuser!" I shouted and heads turned. A few women gained darker auras after hearing that word and joined in on the beating. I howled in laughter and jumped in, grabbing my sheathed katana. I hit him over and over, not once stopping.

In a matter of minutes the entire shop was destroyed as he tried to defend himself. He let out a wave of flames and the Nezuko mother mix shot ice out of a portal.

"No you don't bastard!" She hit him on the head and started stomping on his back. I giggled in glee and grabbed his leg, snapping in.

I looked at the Nezuko Mother mix and grinned. "I don't know who you are or why you look like a mix of my mother and Nezuko but I like you!" She smirked.

The beating went on another hour until a giant group of heroes broke it up. Endeavour was completely broken, some bones poking out of his skin. The Nezuko girl created a portal and turned her head.

"Buh bye! Gotta get to my own dimension! See you never fuckers!" I laughed heartlessly as the heroes tried to save Endeavour but failed. I wiped a tear and we left the store.

"That was fun."