ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕚𝕥 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚜𝚑 ♒︎

Forlorn nights sleep.

[Attention. This book is mostly slice of life, comedy, goofy random stuffs so don't expect some realistic development or anything like that. It's all just for laughs]

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Forlorn:

pitifully sad and abandoned or lonely.

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Prenatal Development
Infancy and Toddlerhood
Early Childhood
Middle Childhood
Adolescence
Early Adulthood
Middle Adulthood
Late Adulthood
Death and Dying.

You are most probably in the list between middle childhood and Late adulthood. Age 11 to 69 or maybe older than that but I highly doubt it, welcome. But what does it have to do with all of this? Well I'll tell you one thing, appropriateness and respect towards everyone, including yourself.

~"Ooh I wanna dance with somebody".~

A soft melody yet filled with energy is heard through out the quiet room of a young boy. 11:30 PM, on a Friday night. Milk and Cheetos on his side, blissful memories on his mind. Numerous crumbs on his fingers, succulent lips covered with powder of Cheetos.

"Hey! Give me back my Cheetos you damn woman!".
A beautiful vatsaya, named ahri. Took the bag of Cheetos from her beloved husband and kept it between her boobs.

"Honey, you need to stop eating Cheetos. Eat me Instead~". She bent down showing the her plump breasts and the pack of Cheetos too. Her so called 'Beloved husband' had enough of this and just pinned her down to the ground.

"Ahri, I want more milk! Give me your milk!". He demanded.

"As you wish my sweet husband~". She quickly removed her top clothes as the husband took some Cheetos from its packet and let ahri shoved him to her nipples.

~"I wanna feel the heat with somebody"~

The dreamer of K/DA as ahri describes her. Lived in ten countries before pursuing her dreams of becoming a pop star, winner of Hong Kong's can you dance in 2018. Able to speak Chinese, Afrikaans, Korean and English fluently. She is presently known as the beloved wife of a young boy.

"Darling! It's time for cuddles~". Kai'sa told to her husband. Her husband didn't heard what she said since he's wearing headphones listening to strange songs.

"Penis in my mouth, ay. Penis in my mouth, yeah".
Kai'sa took out her phone and recorded while holding her laughing back. "Pfft! I'll put his penis in my mouth instead~".

"I heard that! Not happening by the way!". He ran to the opposite side of the room holding up his hands in defense. "Heyyy I said cuddles not dick sucking time! Well not yet at least". She ran towards him with open arms.

"Dammit, woman! Let me pee first at least!". She went up on his pants and forcefully pulled it down. What happens next is shocking.

_~_~_~_~_~_(The next morning)~_~_~_~_~_

January 14, Friday morning. Present time is 7:30 am, current location, in his bed fully asleep. Only clothes he's wearing is his boxer, home alone in his house. The phone started it's alarm.