Malcolm Mclaren Imagines

SAA P1

I sighed, I didn't want to be here but my therapist insisted on it she said I had to start going or else. the night was cold so much once I turned off my car's engine I could see my breath the darkness already looming over the beige building the lights on sometimes you'd catch a cleaner behind the windows, the other cars parking up and heading inside I sighed grabbing a cigarette lighting it up and taking a long take of it. I finished it up and got my handbag throwing it over my shoulder as I got out of the car walking in hearing my heels on the stone steps into the building. I went and got a coffee trying to avoid the actual goings-on and the reason all these people

"Everyone can we come to sit down please so we can get started?" the man with his dull brown jumper said sitting on his chair I rolled my eyes and went over sitting on a chair with a bunch of other people most unable to look up from the floor "Now who would like to share?" he asked but not a soul spoke no-one even looked up "I see we have a couple of new faces mixed in with our regulars," he said "Anyone going to break the ice?" still not a soul spoke up I shifted a little on my plastic seat trying not to draw attention to myself. "How about we break it with one of our regulars malcolm? Want to start us off?"

"Alright" he spoke up I looked over and saw this man sat on a chair ciggertte in hand he had leather pants, a t-shirt so faded it was impossible to read, a blue or black jacket laid across the chair back "evening," he nodded as he saw me looking at him

"Can you uhh tell us about how your dealing with everything?"

"Like shit. Frankly having to drag my ass all the way out here once a week is a pain in the ass" he says "but shits been fine"

"How long has it been since your last incident?"

"Wouldn't you like to know" he smirked having another take of his ciggertte

"Malcolm I've told you enough times you can't smoke in here"

"Fine. No smoking." He rolled his eyes putting his ciggertte out I chuckled a little at him

"Lisa how about you share?" The lead man spoke up

"His uhh Lisa. It's been six weeks since my last. And I feel uhhhh okay I guess" the young girl said on her long jumper dress

"I'll uncensor that for you, Lisa is sitting there in her long jumper dress like she's her own wollen blanket, trying to hide that the last two meetings she's had a pair of jiggle balls hanging out her pussy because it's been six weeks since she last got fucked due to your stupid program and she's frustrated as fuck not being help by captain turtle neck across the circle who's been eye fucking her the last two months." Malcolm explained making me giggle like crazy but I was the only one who laughed so I shut up "see great tits, six inch heels gets it" he laughs winking at me

"Malcolm you speak out again. I'll have to ask you to leave this session"

"Fine by me"

"And I'll have to make a call." He warned begrudgingly malcolm was quiet for a few more people to speak all with the same sorts of lame things "miss it's your turn to speak" the leader spoke up to me

"Ohh me?"

"Yes of course in your own time"

"I uhhh I'm y/n, I'm sorry I don't really think I uhh I don't think I need to be here"

"Now now miss y/n the first step is admitting you have a problem"

"I don't think I have a problem. I think I'm fine"

"They why are you here?"

"My therapist insisted on it"

"Tell us about your last incident"

"I'm sorry incident?"

"When did you last cave into these sinful dark feelings"

"well the last time I did was last week"

"Tell us about it"

"Okay. well, it was late I'd got back from work so I ran myself a hot bubble bath, had some nice muscle soak and a bath bomb" I smirked noticing how tense everyone else was "and while I was scrubbing the nice soap across my warm body I couldn't help but look at the battery-powered shoulder massager I have beside my tub," I explained watching everyone shift and move in their seats not wanting to listen to me but not being able to stop themselves "But I didn't. I got out and instead, I got dressed into... my boots, fishnets, miniskirt, bright red lace bra, black sheer shirt, did my hair, heading out and going to a local spot I know had a drink or two ended up a few hours later" I smirked noticing now much that Malcolm was watching me as he saw me looking me smirked and licked across his bottom lip "In the bathroom leant over some office boy riding him raw while also working the glory hole for my friend Ella sucking on this thick boy-"

"That's enough miss y/n"

"Ohh but you see after I got done with those two I had to help out this girl who just got dumped so I ate er out for about half-hour or so, then I went outside to get a cigarette but everyone was holding out on me, and one guy said he'd buy me a pack so long as I blew him so you know one vodka shot later I had my cigarettes." I shrug

"You are a right little slut aren't you?" Malcolm smirked at me

"We don't use language like that!" he yelled "okay. both of you. out." he ordered

"With pleasure" Malcolm smirked grabbing his jacket I smiled and got my stuff to head out to the car park to get a cigarette but my lighter wouldn't light "Let me" he smiled coming up behind me lighting his own and then offering me the lighter so I happily lit my cigarette on the flame

"Malcolm what exactly?" I asked

"That defeats the point of anon meetings doesn't it?" He laughs

"Sorry"

"Mclaren. Malcolm Mclaren" he smiled offering his hand

"Y/n y/l/n" I smiled letting him take my hand and he happily gave it a little kiss "My therapist is gonna be so pissed I got kicked out the first session"

"Fuck her"

"what?"

"Fuck her. what is she really gonna do?"

"Sit in her little chair patronising me like a fucking toddler" I sighed "sorry. what are you here for?"

"Ex-wife insisted on it. she says I have to go... part of the custody deal with the kids"

"sorry I-"

"No it's fine. talking like adults about it is way better then that bullshit" He says "its fine I don't worry about it that much, greedy little witch can keep them all I fucking care"

"Good way to put it I guess" I smiled

"Well as we are kicked out. I'm gonna head home I'll see you next week" He winked heading off to his car

"Yeah see ya"I waved