Malcolm Mclaren Imagines

Negative

I hurried my feet as fast as they would carry me though the dirty london streets pasted piles of rubbish bags taller than me. I ducked into the little pink shop hurrying to the stock room where I set my bag down and slipped off my jacket. I took a deep sigh before scurrying out to the main part of the shop trying to focus on my work.

"You alright y/n?" Chrissy spoke up from the counter

"Yeah. Fine" I answered

"Why were you so late today?" Jordan spoke up as she stood unboxing some stuff

"Oohh uhh... I had to grab some stuff on the way to work. Took longer then I imagined" I answered

Jordan nodded and headed back to the stock room

"Where from?"

"Just the pharmacist"

"Is everything okay are you feeling sick?"

"No it's nothing really i-" I began

"Found it!" Jordan spoke up from the stock room "what's this?" She asks appearing from the curtain with my test in her hand

"Jordan!" I yelled in shock "that's not mine that's.... Someone else's." I blushed

"Ohh babe. Your worried?" Chrissy asks

"A little"

"Hey." Jordan came over handing me the box "you'll feel worse till you know. Go on"

"Your sure?'

"Course. We'll be right here with you" chrissy smiled

"Thanks girls" I smiled

"We've all had scares"

"Well this is more than a scare"

"How much more?"

"Well. I just need to know" I said going to the small shop bathroom with the test but I could still hear them

"Well it's no or it's yes" jordan spoke up

"Either way, your gonna know" chrissy added

"What are the instructions?" I asked

"Uhhhh... do not insert the test stick into your Virgina"

"Really?"

"I'm not joking."

"Next instructions"

"Make sure to not capture toilet water as this can cause a false reading" jordan read

"The hells in british water?"

"I hope you drank enough this morning"

"I hope so too" I nodded

"Wait fifteen minutes for results."

"Okay" I nodded slowly doing my best to follow instructions and take the test

"We've all been here pet. One day late and I'm panicked"

"Yeah I'm on the pill and it still freaks me out"

"Okay." I sighed as I returned "now... we wait" I said having a seat in the little chair

"How... pregnant do you think you might be?"

"Uhhh not much" I shrug "last gig really"

"Who is the pretty boy then?" Jordan laughed

"Uhhhhh well..."

"Someone I know?" Jordan asked

"Yes."

"It's not Steve is it?" Chrissy asks

"No. No." I answered

"Someone from the last gig?" Jordan pondered "someone we know?"

"Which one of the boys? Come on you can tell us" chrisy smiled sitting with me

"You promise you won't tell?"

"Course"

"...... Malcolm"

"What!" They both yelped

"Malcolm? Like malcolm, malcolm?" Jordan asks

"Yes"

"How the hell did that happen?"

"Well.... I was drinking. I do stupid things when I drink!"

"Yeah get on the wrong tube or steal a traffic come stupid not fuck malcolm stupid" Jordan complained

"What exactly happened?" Chrissy asks

"Well I went to the gig same as everyone. And I had fun had a couple of drinks. Once it was over everyone began going off to the boys place but I wanted to head home so I went to grab my coat but malcolm was still there. He offered to get me a drink so I obliged and we chatted for a while, he was being such a sweetie" I smiled

"Are you sure we are talking about the same malcolm?" Jordan asks

"Continue" chrissy asks

"And after a couple of drinks he offered to walk me home. He was being so nice and sweet. When we got to my place he asked if he could just come in for a water before he headed home I said sure and we ended up chatting inside for a while and... he said I looked pretty tonight, and one thing lead to another and" I explain "here we are."

"Did you guys use-"

"No."

"Did he pu-"

"No"

"Did he fi-"

"Yep"

"Okay."

"Well... maybe his... machinery is broken? Maybe his boys weren't swimming?"

"Joseph?" I remind them

"Fuck yeah." Chrissy sighed "well... what are you hoping for?"

"How can one stupid night fuck your whole life up"

"Hey. Don't be like that. We don't even know if it is yet"

"I am... praying. For negative"

"Well I'm crossing my fingers" Chrissy smiled holding my hand

"Yeah. Me too" jordan smiled giving me a hug "we do not need any more malcolm in this world"

"Ummmm. It probably sounds hard to believe but he can actually be really sweet. And admittedly. Fantastic dick."

"Guys who have the best dicks usually are the biggest dicks"

"Times up. Guess either way your gonna know"

I nodded and went back to the bathroom where I left the test I didn't want to look but it knew I had to

"Well?" Jordan asked

And I looked "shit." I sighed seeing that little pink plus sign

"Well... I wonder who's gonna be more mad at Malcolm, you or vivienne?"

"I am happy for us to tag team on the beating of his skinny ass"