Steven: *logs onto Facebook* This stinks!
Trevor: What?
Steven: I don't have any friends on Facebook!
Trevor: What do you want me to do about it? Get people to be your friend on FB?
Steven: I sent so many friend requests, but no one confirmed them.
Trevor: Oh well. What can you do?
Steven: Why does social media have to be like this?
Trevor: I don't know what to tell you, man. Maybe, no one wants to add you on FB.
Steven: Just shut up.
Trevor: Say that again.
Steven: Nah. You'll just beat me up.
Trevor: I'll beat you up, anyway. *beats Steven up*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Chris: Maybe, no one wants to be friends with a motorboat.
Me: Exactly.
Trevor: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Wednesday, November 10th, 2021.
A/N Steven, face facts! You have 0 friends on Facebook!!! It is what it is! Deal with it! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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