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What A Stupid Man!

Me: *on the bus*

Man: *holding some dental tools* Hey there, young man! How are you, today?

Me: I'm okay.

Man: Would you be interested in getting your tooth pulled?

Me: I'm sorry?

Man: You want your tooth pulled? I can do it, if you just come to my office in Bloomfield.

Me: My teeth is just fine, thank you.

Man: No, you want your tooth pulled! I know you do! Make an appointment asap!

Me: Will you stop it?

Man: Just make an appointment, at the earliest convenience!

Bus Driver: *driving* Knock it off! Or, I'm driving you to the mental institution!

Man: You're just bluffing!

Bus Driver: Don't push me! *driving*

Man: Sir, make an appointment! Which tooth do you want pulled? Open wide!

Me: Drive to the mental institution! Step on it!

Man: No wait!!! Shh!!! No!!

Bus Driver: You got it!!! *drives to the mental institution*

Man: Please!!! No!!!! *getting all nervous*

Woman: He needs some help!

Bus Driver: *arrives at the mental institution* Your stop! Get off this bus, you kook!

Man: Can't we talk this over? I have to clean someone's teeth this afternoon!! I have to be at my office!

Mental Institution People: Looks like someone needs help! *waiting*

Bus Driver: OFF THE BUS!!!

Man: *timidly gets off the bus*

Mental Institution People: Get in here! *takes the man into the building*

Man: Help!!!! *being taken inside the building through the sliding doors*

Bus Driver: He won't bother you anymore, friend!

Me: Thank you so much! Please take me to Dairy Queen!

Bus Driver: You got it! *drives to Dairy Queen*

Woman: I wouldn't let him pull my teeth? Is he even a licensed dentist?

This story was written on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.

A/N That man is a quack!!! I bet he isn't even a dentist! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.