gonna say this right off bat: the small type is INTENTIONAL.
i realise a review shop at the very least is supposed to follow the general rules of lawful punctuation but hush, i make the rules here.
so the night i'm posting this (timestamp: 21:56 pm 10th of November, 2021) i'm tragically sleep deprived, have school tomorrow and did not complete my Biology homework i used as an excuse to try to get away from a social meeting. emphasize on tried. and you know what that calls for y'all. say it with me!
IMPULSIVE DECISIONS THAT I WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT FUFILL AND WILL ADD TO MY NEVER-ENDING LIST OF WHY I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES.
long story short, i like reviewers, man. the whole idea of people reviewing your books for no actual payment (i have a lot of beef about this one, be back with it later) and giving you advice is WICKED. and i like it. i myself have applied for several reviews and i always rather enjoyed those (apart from my soul getting ripped apart and handed to me). thus i have come up with what should be declared as an endless installment of why i would make a terrible adult: opening a review shop of my own!
like i said, while this whole concept is likeable, the people involved in it are not. mostly. thankfully, i have been fortunate enough to have NOT come across any, ahem, incompetent reviewers myself, but i know plenty that have. and was therefore born the not-so-great idea of me reviewing! plus, guess what? no payment because we dON'T DO THAT HERE.
so, for the actual reviewing part:
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU CONTINUE: (yes i made those spaces in the underlining because i wouldn't have been able to concentrate otherwise)
❆ These reviews will be very, very truthful. I suppose you could also call them harsh but most of it's me being a drama queen.
❆ I will not tolerate rude/racist/disrespecting behaviour because guess what, hoe? no one likes you.
❆ I will very much appreciate some free food being shipped to my manhol—shoot! i mean house. :D
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that's all! onto the next one!
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