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Hey, y'all! Want some reviews for free?('Cause let's admit it we're all tired of that shit.) You're in the poppin' place for that (again, that's no actual word. I just made it up). Enter, ya brave fools!
WARNING: These reviews are...
rules. GOD i hate them. and i know people hate them too. so to make your day worse, here are some rules!
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY OR I WILL HAVE TO COME PERSONALLY TO YOUR PLACE TO WHOOP THAT BUTT
✒ I only accept english or hindi books. this is because, duh, they are the only languages i know. hinglish is alright too except i'm a little rusty with it.
✒ your book should not have lesser than three chapters. if you have small chapters (500-1000 words each) and the required number is five chapters. this is because i simply cannot give you constructive advice if i don't get enough of the story.
✒ no payment needed because i have, after one year on this site, reached the stage in which i no longer care about views or followers.
✒ you, however, have to give this book a shoutout, genuine or not, and tag me. it will be a check that you read this rules' section.
✒ do notdisrespect or insult my reviews. i am hear to help you and not stoke your little ego.
✒ i am very honest. i was obliged to warn you beforehand. from now on, it's all on you bud.
✒ you can only ask for one review at a time. i believe i do not need to give an explanation for this.
✒ do NOT pm or post on my message board asking for your review. there is a chapter after this for all that stuff.
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now, on to the more personal choices:
✒ i personally am open to all genres. however, i might be a little partial to mostly platonic teen fiction stories because we don't see nearly enough of them around.
✒ i will not review fanfiction because i myself am involved in very few.
✒ i will mostly focus on the writing portion of it all: plot, conflict, characters, writing style and blurb. i am not an expert in grammar but i will, nevertheless, absolutely hope you try to structure your sentences to the best of you abilities.
✒ i cannot provide you expert suggestions about the cover because i am not designer, as you can clearly see by the cover of this book which is truly, as the name suggests, scandalous. i will, however, try my best!
✒ a review will take anywhere from one day to two weeks simply because, like i said it, have plenty of Bio homework that i am sure to suffer for my entire life being a horrifically bio-chemically prone living...thing.
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