Venom 2 spoilers from here on.
"'more headless bodies found around San Francisco Mission District. The police say they still have no idea who the suspect could be. Witnesses report that they saw a tall black mass that was not even human. They describe it like the turtles from the famous kid's cartoon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...'" said the TV.
"ohho" I said munching on my cookies. "I know right can't believe they think we are stupid turtles" said Venom also eating cookies with me. "no Venom you know what this means? it means they will soon find out that it's us. They already can suspect in what part of town we are. They will keep a close eye on people here" he then put the cookie down and looked at me dramatically.
"what are you saying Y/N?" I sigh "no more brains V" "NO!"
He then took over my body making the cookies fall to the ground. "calm down V" "I cant live off of chocolate and tarter tots. I need BRAINS" He than slams his hands on the kitchen island making the plate on it break.
" you are gonna clean that up mister" he growls and grunts angrily stomping around the room. "you think I want to put up with you annoying ass? you act like a girl on period" he pouts on the couch for a minute.
"how about an alternative?" "What alternative?" "There are pig brains at the shop" "It's NOT THE SAME. I need air" he then goes to the window and jumps out. "we are gonna figure this out V"
month later
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! i..need brains." Venom throws a temper tantrum going to chew on the tire that we put up. "I am starving" he put his hands over his stomach"EAT THE CHICKEN that's why we got it for" "I can't, Sony and Cher are best friends" he said calmly looking at the chicken on the couch and table
"I have...chicken shit on my couch because they are BEST FRIENDS?!" Venom doesn't say anything as I am yelling at him. "I swear to god if I wasn't inside you right now I would punch you in the teeth." "you wouldn't dear" "try me bitch" he then goes back inside of me but creates his head from my back.
I look him in the eyes and point at the chicken "eat...the...chicken. Or I will" he looks at me, then the chicken then back at me. "fine, but not sony and cher" the next thing I knew we were jumping from building to building to get to the chicken farm.
"I'm a predator. We should be there, snacking on bad guys" he says while hanging from the building. "you are a predator, a chicken predator" he grunted in annoynece. We get to the farm and he looks down.
"This is so humiliating" "suck it up big boy" i said and he goes to eat.
"i wont be a chicken predator for long"
No shame
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Fiksi Penggemar--I have a parasite inside me-- -- who are you calling a parasite!? This is just a horny ass book so don't be surprised.
