HE CAN'T HAVE WHAT I HAVE

NICK WILDE COMPANY PROUDLY PRESENTS:

It was like asking a clown to stop being funny. Mr. Sheen wouldn't give up the money if he tried. "I'm not that kinda person," He would say, "I don't give money." Of course, all this was a set up for the real scheme, which was a hopeful end to the Nick Wilde Company.

AUTHORS NOTE: Exposition dump time to get everyone caught up on the story so far.

The Company started out as the Doof and Eggman Company in 1991, which sold Sega Games and the Sega Genesis, with the release of the new Sonic the Hedgehog. But, as the story goes, Doof and Eggman ran out of money, and sold their profits to a certain Nicholas Piberius Wilde for somewhere around 16 million dollars, and would be renamed, "The Nick Wilde Company", which would be the company name until the end. To demonize Doof and Eggman, John Aardvark made the Nick Wilde Company (NWC) split away when it wasn't quite ready yet, placing a lot of stress and pressure on Nick Wilde to keep the company afloat, which caused him to step down. Then, to keep everyone's eyes on that world, he shifted the focus of that story away from its YouTube exclusive roots, and migrated more to an ARG Style, which revealed how unreal the story was. People stopped paying attention to it and paid more attention to the WattPad and Magisterium suddenly, and John Aardvark had to keep with the time. The Magisterium's Final Hours was considered his magnum opus, as it was the first time John Aardvark had even recognized the Magisterium's existence. It was something he never did again, refusing to even answer questions, until the MEI hired him to make documentaries about their company and other companies. They agreed to publish whatever John wanted them to publish, so, Professor Aardvark decided to continue publishing NWC documentaries, in hopes of driving the attention back over. Jack Sheuay would soon be hired to work on Project WattPad, which was something he was rather good at, creating Scooby Doo with Sonic too!, The Hunt for the Chaos Balls, and The Fall of an Empire. He had tried to gain the rights to RobotnikLand, but since Project WattPad was run semi-independently with the WattPad world, the only thing connecting the two was the test subjects inside, one of whom, [TEST SUBJECT 2237-2006-1863], was killed by the project manager for being too "worthless" for the project. It hit Jack pretty hard, though. SiIvaGunner, who was there for "exposition dumps", tried to revive her, but that failed too.

A WEEK AFTER THE LAWSUIT OF A. SHEUAY AND THE AP3:

"Isn't that a good thing?" Asked Rick, confused as to why his friend was still freaking out about winning. "No, it's not!" She wailed, "I just basically won 20 million dollars from the AP3! I was only supposed to get 10 million from each, if I'd even won at all!" She felt really stupid. She had won the trial but was anticipating losing the trial. Her brother had been mistreated in his book series entitled "Alex and Nina Stories" which was a two-part series produced by the AP3 and written by Mr. A. Sheuay. But she had never intended to win. These books clearly had fucked with Mr. Sheuay's head...

Or rather...did something else fuck with his head?

Either way, Pikagirl55 couldn't take the winnings anymore, but couldn't return them to the AP3, because they're gone, and she can't give them to A. Sheuay because he's dead, guaranteed! So, she was forced to keep them, something she definitely didn't want to do.

"I just can't do it anymore..." she said to herself, she felt so bad for taking the money, she just...wanted to die...

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Present Time (12/2/21):

"Why do...people see things like that?"  Monika asked Sayori, as she had read yet another press release about her "killing" Lizzie, "I was just doing what was best for the company and the Jack Sheuay Reboot. It was the only way to restart the account and to get the project up and running again." "I dunno," replied Sayori, "But perhaps John and Jack can do something about it." "I just don't know, Sayori," Monika looks at her friend, "John's...lost it, in my opinion." "Whatever do you mean?" Asked Sayori. "All he ever talks about is that stupid project of his, and how much he wishes it would just...go away. But things don't just go away like that. I wish, but that's not how it works." "Why does he want to get rid of the project?" Asked Sayori, confused. She thought his project was a wonderful project. "Well, like we say with Project WattPad, somethings are just too big to handle."

Meanwhile...

"As if!" Hollered Jack, having a conversation with John about what they should do the next documentary on, "We have to report on the Doof and Eggman's collapse." "True," John replied, "However...we should do an update documentary. I mean, hell, we've got all these new 'documents' we added to the 'website', so we might as well just throw them all into the fire. Let's make an update video." "No, John," Jack replied, "We are so close to finishing it. We can do updates later." John Aardvark knew 1 thing was for sure. The NWC's Worst Days ended, he'd have to talk about the Magisterium, and he refused to talk about that Project of his. It spiraled beyond what it was originally capable of, and it had gone from being a way to get into The Ohio State University to being this huge multiverse. He'd hoped that maybe, just maybe, he could have Constantine destroy it, but that failed when he converted the Magisterium. "It's time we finish what we started." "I can't...I can't move onto a new topic, I-I don't have one ready yet!" He stuttered, making up a quick lie. It wasn't working, as Jack's face looked unamused. "Come on, John...a story can't go on forever. It has to end somewhere. So, let's end the NWC, huh? Let's put its story to rest." Yeah, John thought, Every story had to end somewhere.