"Out of the way! Out of the way, she's in labor!"
"Mom stop shouting, you're embarrassing me!"
"I don't care, we have to go!"
"OWW! OW WAIT A SECOND!" Jessica felt the most excruciating pain she's ever felt, followed by intense pressure.
"Mom. I don't think I can walk to the car, this baby is coming NOW!"
"Jessica Lange, I told your skinny white butt to stay home!"
"Leave me alone, mother! I wanted to see them! I didn't know this was gonna happen!"
By now the two women have caused a huge scene.
"She needs help, she's in labor!" A girl shouts.
"Yeah, I kinda am and my vagina is Burnin' Up!"
"Good one!" The girl laughs.
"Jessica! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PUNS!"
"Oh mom, just stop! Are they coming? This is an SOS! Man, I am full of them tonight!" Jessica laughs through her pain.
"And you know why? Cause I'm a fan. A fan until the Year 3000."
"Oh Shut Up, Jessica!"
Dorothy was able to help Jessica over to the side where it had cleared out. Jessica's contractions are very intense, and are lasting a lot longer than before.
"I can't.. I won't make it to the hospital. I feel so much pressure, mom. She's coming Now!"
"Well don't do anything yet!"
"I'm not but it feels like she's coming out! I don't know what to do!" Jessica screams.
Security came and helped her to the back, unfortunately the ambulance had yet to arrive.
"Oh God this hurts- Shut the fuck up, are the Jonas Brothers still back here?! Oh my gosh!"
"Jessica just focus." Dorothy says.
Jessica continued breathing heavily through the pain. "Ohhh! A little bit longer and I'll be fine.. I was able to sneak another one in." Jessica laughs.
"Christ, Jess."
"OW! I have to push! She's coming!"
Jessica pulled her pants off and started screaming. The baby really was on her way.
"Ahhhh! Oh my GOOOOOD!"
"I told you to stop jumping like that, you made her fall out of you!"
"UGHHH! SHUT UP OLD WOMAN!" Jessica pushes as hard as she can, and suddenly she feels relief.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, what just happened? Mom, she's here!" Jessica laughs as she looks at the baby girl in her arms.
"Oh my! Jessica." Dorothy laughs. "You are crazy! But I am so proud, and I love you so much."
"I love you too." Jessica giggles. "What should your name be, little one?"
**
Jessica was able to get cleaned up and in the ambulance. Before leaving she and the baby got a very special visit from three guys.
"Hey, can we come in? We heard someone's birthday is today!"
"Joe? OH MY GOSH! What are you guys doing?!"
"We just wanted to say hi. This has never happened at a show before. Congratulations!" Nick smiles.
"Thank you!"
