Some ask, "If there's a Hitmonlee for Bruce Lee and a Hitmonchan for Jackie Chan, why isn't there a Hitmonnorris for Chuck Norris?"
Well, there actually is a Hitmonnorris
But its name is Mewtwo
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Chuck Norris Pokemon joke
Some ask, "If there's a Hitmonlee for Bruce Lee and a Hitmonchan for Jackie Chan, why isn't there a Hitmonnorris for Chuck Norris?"
Well, there actually is a Hitmonnorris
But its name is Mewtwo